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ezman · 05-24-2012, 08:11 AM

Do you believe in karma? A new study suggests maybe you should, it shows few people die of heart attacks or sudden cardiac arrest during sex, but almost all who do are older married men cheating on their wives with younger women.

Coincidence or fate?

If I go this way, at least I will be having fun ...

Toyz · 05-24-2012, 09:37 AM

I think this just proves that sex with a SO sucks....

Sexy Roxanne · 05-24-2012, 10:56 AM

I believe KARMA to all the way!!!

blenderhead · 05-24-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Toyz

I think this just proves that sex with a SO sucks....

People have sex with their SO? How quaint.

Sir Hardin Thicke · 05-24-2012, 11:17 AM

Karma is bullshit.

homer13 · 05-24-2012, 11:48 AM

They probably had heart attacks because they were old and out of shape. Their SO either didn't fuck them or the sex is routine and boring where as the young chick road them like bull and their old out of shape ass's couldn't take it.

I'm 40 and in decent shape but last year I had this 20 year old I used to pipe up on the reg and my heart would be pounding like it was gonna bust out of my chest when I was done.

don't want to have a heart attack while fucking a 20 year old then make sure the heart is in good shape and can take the pounding.

BlakeConfidential · 05-24-2012, 12:16 PM

Karma is a bigger bitch than I could ever be. I let her take care of those who have done me wrong

Artist Formally Known As · 05-24-2012, 01:04 PM

I do not believe in Karma. Karma is a belief that if you do good you get good and if you do bad you get bad. That is one shitty belief system and if it is true all of us are screwed.

rockerrick · 05-24-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Karma is a bigger bitch than I could ever be. I let her take care of those who have done me wrong

So me and a buddy have a bet as to whom this new poster is , it does have a familiar tone to it ?

unagi · 05-24-2012, 03:24 PM

Not to get too religious, but in the west, "karma" has been misconstrued as poetic justice or "what goes around comes around." It literally means "action."

Your actions have results, some predictable, some not, maybe for you, maybe for someone you've never met. There is no such thing as good or bad karma.

homer13 · 05-24-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Artist Formally Known As

I do not believe in Karma. Karma is a belief that if you do good you get good and if you do bad you get bad. That is one shitty belief system and if it is true all of us are screwed.

Hopefully, isnt that why were all here? To get screwed.

Ez5417 · 05-25-2012, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by homer13

They probably had heart attacks because they were old and out of shape. Their SO either didn't fuck them or the sex is routine and boring where as the young chick road them like bull and their old out of shape ass's couldn't take it.

I'm 40 and in decent shape but last year I had this 20 year old I used to pipe up on the reg and my heart would be pounding like it was gonna bust out of my chest when I was done.

don't want to have a heart attack while fucking a 20 year old then make sure the heart is in good shape and can take the pounding.

You're 40??!! Holy shit!!! My god you age well Mr. ATF. Lol.

Now, I know I'm branching off and don't mean to hijack, but was curious, if indeed you were to see the light while under or over me, what would you want me to do? How would you like me to take care if it, tie up loose ends etc? I mean of course, aside from calling the cops... Please leave no detail out. Many girls and I have wondered about this jokingly, but then we've come to thoughts that have led to hypothetical plans.... How on earth would you want us to react. I mean yes, I'm sure many will say the ol " I'm dead who cares" response, but in all seriousness, regarding family, propaganda etc.... What would be your request?

I may sound morbid or sick to some, but I'm being real about my next statement, ( to semi-cover my ass as well) I'll start:::

I'd prob freak the fuvk out, act accordingly (as any girl mid sex would lol) but once I've come to my senses, I honestly think ifs dress you again and position you in a manner that was not do obvious to actual intercourse. Foreplay? Maybe, but that's where I'll leave off.... Lmao.. Soooo....

Ez5417 · 05-25-2012, 01:12 AM

Sorry for typos, I'd*

And most do's in there are supposed to be so's*. Lol. Apologies.

Toyz · 05-25-2012, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ExoticEzra

You're 40??!! Holy shit!!! My god you age well Mr. ATF. Lol.

Now, I know I'm branching off and don't mean to hijack, but was curious, if indeed you were to see the light while under or over me, what would you want me to do? How would you like me to take care if it, tie up loose ends etc? I mean of course, aside from calling the cops... Please leave no detail out. Many girls and I have wondered about this jokingly, but then we've come to thoughts that have led to hypothetical plans.... How on earth would you want us to react. I mean yes, I'm sure many will say the ol " I'm dead who cares" response, but in all seriousness, regarding family, propaganda etc.... What would be your request?

I may sound morbid or sick to some, but I'm being real about my next statement, ( to semi-cover my ass as well) I'll start:::

I'd prob freak the fuvk out, act accordingly (as any girl mid sex would lol) but once I've come to my senses, I honestly think ifs dress you again and position you in a manner that was not do obvious to actual intercourse. Foreplay? Maybe, but that's where I'll leave off.... Lmao.. Soooo....

Well officer...hes kinda cute & funny even though hes old as sin...we met in the park while he was playing checkers with his friend...I lured him back to my apt with the promise of a bottle of ensure & some hard candy...one thing led to the next & while I was giving him a BJ "for old times sake" he collapsed...

Theres your cover story....

Or, go down to HEB grab a shopping cart, throw his ass in it, cover him in newspapers and drop him off on Powell street...

BlakeConfidential · 05-25-2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rockerrick

So me and a buddy have a bet as to whom this new poster is , it does have a familiar tone to it ?

haha oh really?? I'm a retired provider, who has some free time on my hands this summer. The gossip and drama on eccie is more interesting than the national enquirer, so I couldn't stay away. I'm betting you don't know who I am, but feel free to pm me with your guesses, if you guess right I'll give you a prize