Sugar Daddy Motivation

[boardman]

Originally Posted by SelenaAries

I love the randomicity of this effing thread! Did my part to up the stars...

Randomicity...Yeah that's kinda my trademark.

The modtards call it hijacking but I like randomicity way better.

[pyramider]

Maybe Jemma Martin can be your assistant.

[boardman]

She doesn't meet the qualifications. They really are pretty simple.
1. She needs to have a sense of humor.
2. She needs to actually like to fuck
3. She needs to genuinely like guys....

So I'm thincking NO!

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by boardman

She doesn't meet the qualifications. They really are pretty simple.
1. She needs to have a sense of humor.
2. She needs to actually like to fuck
3. She needs to genuinely like guys....

So I'm thincking NO!

And this is why Im the puurrrfect choice, especially now I have that Ansley cat out of the way your selection should be easier Boardman!

Not even her owner wants her!!






My owner's friends anxiously await your decision

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

I have that Ansley cat out of the way

Oooh, I'm still around. Watch your back bitch!

[Jusanotherdude]

Now ladies....... let's take this to the oil wrestling pit please..... we like to stay civil round these parts........ but more importantly we like to watch........

BM check your PMs........ Made up some new infractions just for you.....

JaD

[Ansley]

Sorry about that. I put a kissie kiss kiss on my post. Does that help things?

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by Ansley

Oooh, I'm still around. Watch your back bitch!

Ohhh so I see you found your way back home after you were dumped, guess that gang affiliation and street survivor skills paid off for you



I guess Im going to have to call in some professional help...






And don't worry ....."Boardman" will be "watching" my back because contrary to popular belief , he likes it doggie style





JaD, It's kind of a turn on when she talks dirty to me Im not above slumming it for the right pussy, she might even make a good doubles partner-kind of like that "good cop-bad cop scenario" she might be ok once we clean her up a bit..

[Jusanotherdude]

Ladies... I am WELL aware it is all in good fun...... I'm just pissed its over BM and not me!


But he is SERIOUSLY getting pointed for this shit!

Fucker!

JaD

[boardman]

Y'all got me in trouble with Principal Duderator.

I'm expecting free pussy...and quick.

[Sweet N Little]

Sorry about Ansley's catty behavior ...I see your on the plane headed to Ar. BM...see you soon
(Ha Ha Ansley)




My friends are excited..

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

Sorry about Ansley's catty behavior ...I see your on the plane headed to Ar. BM...see you soon
(Ha Ha Ansley)




My friends are excited..

I hope they can park this big ole plane at an Academy. Oh wait, Only Wal marts in AR right?

[Valerie]

LMAO SNL!.... I like your bitchy side. Makes me want to fuck you.

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by boardman

I hope they can park this big ole plane at an Academy. Oh wait, Only Wal marts in AR right?

the loading docks at Wal marts are like Viagra for women.

[Dorian Gray]

There are over 30,000 WalMart employee's in AR. I would recommend bringing Monkeypaw with you but the odds are in your favor, you're not a cousin.