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Sarunga · 03-18-2012, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by proper

Establish a private communication channel with one of the members of the rough crowd (they are very easy to locate - you are already familiar with one who is of the feline variety ) and let then show you the ropes. Shack up with them on your visit here, cook nekkid for them every once in a while and it will do wonders for your trips.

Pure gold.

proper · 03-19-2012, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarunga

Pure gold.

Had it not been for your long running feud with wakeup - I would have taken the compliment seriously

Missy Mariposa · 03-19-2012, 12:52 AM

Answer to the OP: No, you're bisexual.

Guest051512 · 03-19-2012, 08:40 AM

I think all wimen are beautiful and they are very sensual kissers .....I guess that makes me a lesbian?

boardman · 03-19-2012, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by proper

OP - H-town is a bit rough for visiting providers sometimes. If there is even a hint of threAD in these forums it will get called out. Timing of your post did look suspicious so you got called on it and you walked right into the trap by posting an ad.

My recommendation is to do what other smart providers have done in the past when faced with the same quandary.

Establish a private communication channel with one of the members of the rough crowd (they are very easy to locate - you are already familiar with one who is of the feline variety ) and let then show you the ropes. Shack up with them on your visit here, cook nekkid for them every once in a while and it will do wonders for your trips.

Might I suggest a subscription to theboardmanexperience.

Proper is one smart fucktard girls. He knows what the fuck he is talking about. It worked wonders for Val. She went from stupid tranny bitch with man hands to sweet hooktard after just a few drincks and a chat on the hotel lounge sofa with the elephant fucktard. All within a few weeks of posting her first Houston threAD.

boardman · 03-19-2012, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KimFX

I think all wimen are beautiful and they are very sensual kissers .....I guess that makes me a lesbian?

Now this is a threAD worth reading.
Kim, Do you plan to come to Houston anytime soon. I'd love to have you cook nekkid for me. You're hot!!!

Guest051512 · 03-19-2012, 09:33 AM

Im working on it sweetie

proper · 03-19-2012, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by boardman

Now this is a threAD worth reading.
Kim, Do you plan to come to Houston anytime soon. I'd love to have you cook nekkid for me. You're hot!!!

i need to join the rough crowd. Me needs some home cooking too.

Bianca Page · 03-19-2012, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Peyton Madison

Last night Nicole and I headed out to blow off some steam after a long day. We were on the hunt - we even asked the taxi driver where we could find some hot men, We decided to slum it by heading to a local dive bar, the Beantown Pub. We were approached by the usual suspects, bald bankers and other gentlemen looking to chat us up. That might be why we welcomed a little attention by a gorgeous young girl. She reminded me of myself during my first years as a model. She had bright sparkling brown eyes, long, gorgeous long brown hair and a tiny waist. She had an exotic background of Swedish and South American extraction. I guess I just couldn't take the hint that she was clearly attracted to me. The next thing I knew, we were back in my hotel room. Or course now that I think about it, I might have seduced her a bit too.

Once things got down to business though, she clearly took the lead. Let's just say that I could be accused of being a pillow princess. I have been getting so much ribbing from Nicole all day. She has been calling me a lesbian...but when I go out, I flirt with men and am attracted to them. On the other hand, I fantasize about women when I am pleasuring myself.

You tell me? Is Nicole right. Am I a lesbian?

P.S. I know that this may sound like contrived bullshit, but it is actually true. I see a therapist, and I think I will have to tell her about it!

Girl, I had the same thing happen to me this weekend. I was at speed skating class w/ this really hot chick and I kept blushing and smiling around her. I wanted to fuck her right there in the skating rink. So I freak out and called my friend. She asked me the "Are you a Lesbian questions". Apparently, I love cock to much to be a lesbian. I'm just a naughty girl. I think its a normal thing though, you will be fine.

TexasGator · 03-19-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bianca Page

Girl, I had the same thing happen to me this weekend. I was at speed skating class w/ this really hot chick and I kept blushing and smiling around her. I wanted to fuck her right there in the skating rink. So I freak out and called my friend. She asked me the "Are you a Lesbian questions".

If you say she's hot, I'm all in. I've accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. Bring her by - what are friends for?

Bianca Page · 03-19-2012, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasGator

If you say she's hot, I'm all in. I've accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. Bring her by - what are friends for?

I don't think she has the same feelings. I kept staring at her, I couldn't help it. I think she got freaked out. So now im THAT kind of weirdo. lol Im happy you came to terms with you lesbian side. I know it must've been hard but you are very brave. ( I never considered you the alternative though)

Guest051512 · 03-19-2012, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by boardman

Now this is a threAD worth reading.
Kim, Do you plan to come to Houston anytime soon. I'd love to have you cook nekkid for me. You're hot!!!

i need to join the rough crowd. Me needs some home cooking too.

If you like home made Colombian food from this 100 percent Colombian sweetie, i know how to make really good empanadas and sancocho and of course we gotta have a lil drinkito of Aguardiente whisky to go with the food and have to listen to my Colombian spanish papi. Also i am looking to do some doubles with some cowgirls sweeties from Texas

since i like beautiful wimens.

i guess im bi lol

whitechocolate · 03-19-2012, 01:13 PM

Kim, I think all of Houston is waiting for you to put on a very hotttt show for us and let us experience all your very erotic sides. There will be a line of women and men waiting to eat what you cook and then eat you

boardman · 03-19-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KimFX

#53 proper
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Originally Posted by boardman

Now this is a threAD worth reading.
Kim, Do you plan to come to Houston anytime soon. I'd love to have you cook nekkid for me. You're hot!!!

i need to join the rough crowd. Me needs some home cooking too.

If you like home made Colombian food from this 100 percent Colombian sweetie, i know how to make really good empanadas and sancocho and of course we gotta have a lil drinkito of Aguardiente whisky to go with the food and have to listen to my Colombian spanish papi. Also i am looking to do some doubles with some cowgirls sweeties from Texas

since i like beautiful wimens.

i guess im bi lol

OMG, I need a cigarette...and I don't even smoke.

See girls, this is how you hijack a threAD and make it your own.

Kim, Please tell me you're not allergic to cats.

dearhunter · 03-19-2012, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by KimFX

If you like home made Colombian food from this 100 percent Colombian sweetie, i know how to make really good empanadas and sancocho and of course we gotta have a lil drinkito of Aguardiente whisky to go with the food and have to listen to my Colombian spanish papi. Also i am looking to do some doubles with some cowgirls sweeties from Texas

since i like beautiful wimens.

i guess im bi lol

I am in lust....ijs.