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			              I was at the gym this rainy morning.  When I started doing sit-ups, I hit a gas pocket and made a little poot.  I said, “Excuse me” to the lady next to me.  She rolled her eyes and moved away.
              So I ask you the reader this question.  When you have a gas leak do you 1.) Pretend that nothing happened or 2.) Do you bother to say excuse me?
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:10 PM
			
			
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			I usually say, Ahhhhhhhhh. 
 
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			02-13-2012, 04:13 PM
			
			
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			Thanks bbkid.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:14 PM
			
			
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			I check my britches to make sure it wasn't a shart...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:15 PM
			
			
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			02-13-2012, 04:21 PM
			
			
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Mikki...are we being modest here? Are you sure it sound like the equivalent of a dump truck firing off?    
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:33 PM
			
			
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			That's my question too John! What was "little"? If it was like a construction whistle going off at lunch break, then yeah, I'd probably apologize...if it was a slient killer, I'd sit back and wait for the reaction to the smell and then laugh... 
  
What...the...fuck...I'm not EVEN going to show you the PM I just got from her...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:38 PM
			
			
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			LOL  Mikki!  Don't you hate when that happens?  It depends on the situation for me.  If I'm in public and I think no one noticed I act like nothing happened.  If I'm sure someone did notice I would be a bit embarrassed, laugh, and say excuse me.   I don't know why anyone would get offended or pissed off about it though, it is a natural body function that unfortunately we can't always control.   It is totally embarrassing when it happens during sex though.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:41 PM
			
			
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			LOL@1ThickBlond!  I probably would have played it cool but it was only me and this other woman.  I guess she has never had a gas leak.  LOL!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 04:51 PM
			
			
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			02-13-2012, 05:36 PM
			
			
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				That's my question too John! What was "little"? If it was like a construction whistle going off at lunch break, then yeah, I'd probably apologize...if it was a slient killer, I'd sit back and wait for the reaction to the smell and then laugh... 
  
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ROTFLMMFAO!!
 
My next question is...was there really an apology or a Betty Boop imitation of...
 
"Oopsie...I pooted!!"   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
			
			
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			02-14-2012, 08:29 AM
			
			
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			LOL @ALBR23!  Yes those exercises sure do work out the digestive system don't they.  LOL!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-14-2012, 08:57 AM
			
			
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			When that happens, I TOFTT and try and inhale it all in so as not to offend anyone with the odor. I could take my own with a smile...but others....not too much.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			02-14-2012, 10:51 AM
			
			
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			This is probably one of the oldest videos on the web, but still cracks me up. 
 
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