LMAO... IN DESPERATE MEASURE WHAT HAVE U DONE OR USED??? LMAO..

[Secret Encounters]

Lmfao!!

[Doc_rob]

LEXXXI - I think you are turing into a sex addict...not that there is anyting wrong with that (smile) Everyone loves a nympho!

[davester]

I rubbed myself through my pants at work once. I was working alone, nothing to do, and was just in the mood.

Didn't think about the mess until it was too late, ha.

As far as using something, I don't think I ever have. I used to use a back massager for a while. And then there was the FIRST time I ever masturbated, but I don't think I'll share that one publicly.

[Guest081519]

When I was young, I would climb ropes, poles, anything that would rub me right. I would often orgasm by doing so (even though I didn't know what that was). Then I discovered manual masturbation and the trips to the park became less frequent.

I often thought of getting a realdoll, but I can't see myself buying a $5k plus toy just to find brief minutes of self pleasure. I would rather work at the local morgue for that. Just kidding, I wouldn't molest a cadaver. I would pose them in lewd positions, but that is it.

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by JJ

... I would rather work at the local morgue for that. Just kidding, I wouldn't molest a cadaver. I would pose them in lewd positions, but that is it.

Just don't mess with their socks, JJ bcuz people judge.




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[Secret Encounters]

Lmfao.. that was 8mnths ago when this happened .. lol

Hi I'm LEXXXI AND IM A SEXAHOLIC (standing up but scoPing out the cuties to see who I wanna bang in the R.R) LMFAO ... If I was a man it would be like hi five dude or however y'all talk.. I can't help it I'm a horny lil biotch ..hehe

[saustin]

It is possible that I may have helped a lady achieve her goal with a squash and a beer bottle during different encounters; though desperation was in a different context.

[Secret Encounters]

I know wht u mean .. I've heard many guys talk about using a cucumber, carrot or zucchini ..I'm like ok..?? What if the vegge gets super soaked wont t get mushy? ? Imjs?? Lol

[SofaKingFun]

Mushy? Umm, sweetpea, you want to try using the veggies raw. Cooked ones might be significantly more difficult... (lmao!)

I could be mistaken though..

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[big35hurt]

Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

OK OK I'M A PERV I LIKE PORN, MASTURBATING N SEX WITH NO STRINGS .. BUT ANYWHO ..

WHATS THE CRAZIEST THING U HAVE USED, RIGGED OR DONE IN ORDER TO MASTERBATE?? LOL .. DONT BE SHY, PLEASE DONT BC IM ABOUT TO SHARE A STORY I VOWED NEVER TO TELL AGAIN BUT I TOLD LEVI TAB TODAY N WE HAD A GREAT BIG LAUGH OVER IT .. LOL..
SO HERE IS ONE THING MY FRNDS WONT LET ME LIVE DWN..


OK SO HERE IT GOES.. AFTER SEEING A FEW "FRIENDS" & NOT BEING ABLE TO CUM I WAS LIKE DAMN I NEED TO GET THE JOB DONE BC IM SO DAMN HORNY!! SO I GO TO MY TREASURE CHEST GRABBED PORN, N BULLET.. I PUT ON MY DVD N IM LIKE OK NOW I NEED MY BULLET .. SO I TURN IT ON AND NOTHN, NO BZZ OR BZZZ BZZZ OR BZZZZZZ!! JUST PURE SILENCE N SOUNDS OF MY WET KITTY.. IM LIKE WTF?? I GET UP PAUSE THE DVD.. N IM TRYING TO SEE WHY MY GADGET (TOY) IS NOT WRKN. SMH NOW WITH TOTAL FRUSTRATION. I OPEN THE BACK OF IT AND IM THINKING ITS THE BATTERIES SO I CHANGE IT BUT THEN NOTICE THAT THE METAL WASNT THERE... IM LIKE R U EFFIN KIDDING ME. SO I CLEAN UP MY WETNESS N GO TO WASH MY HANDS N NOTICE A CLIP THAT U PUT IN UR HAIR & IT OPENS N SNAPS CLOSE, THEN I START THINKING .. HMMM WHAT IF I CUT THE CLIP TO FITbC ITS METAL .. .. LOL SO I DID I VIGOROUSLY PUT MY BATTERIES BACK IN AND TO MY SURPRISE IT FREAKN WORKED.. LMAO.. I LAUGHED SO HARD BC I REALIZE I WAS DETERMINE & DESPERATE N COULDNT BELIEVE ALL THAT TROUBLE I WENT THROUGH.. WELL THE NXT DAY I WENT TO MEGAPLEXXX N GOT A NEW BULLET ..NO MORE RIGGING ..HAHA!!OK SO WHT UR STORY ..LOL


EMBARESSED NOW BUT OHH WELL ..

SWEET LEXXXI DD'S

Wow, I need to schedule a session with You lexxxi. I think I would pay just to watch you watch porn and masturbate.

ha

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

I know wht u mean .. I've heard many guys talk about using a cucumber, carrot or zucchini ..I'm like ok..?? What if the vegge gets super soaked wont t get mushy? ? Imjs?? Lol

Yeah, don't use canned food. Unless you use the can.

[SofaKingFun]

Oh! If corn is the vegetable-of-the-day, it might be best to leave the kernels on the cob...

Just trying to help...but I'm no foodie, so I'm just guessing here.

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[Secret Encounters]

Rotflmfao... haha I use what's in SEASON.. SKF U & JJ ARE TFF!! HAHA NO CANNED FOOD ..

Pfffff GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE ..LMFAO! - NACHO LIBRE

Big- TELL ME WHN BBY!! PORN IS ON STANDBY! !

[Secret Encounters]

Ohh n I don't use CORN for other reasons as well.. I tend to get super hot dwn south ..lmfao Haha!

[MsPrittiKitti]

wow!!!! talk about resourcesful!!
way to improvise!!!
were you a girl scout? o_O lol