A new phenomenon called
E-MOONING
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
 
 
 
: ) means a smile and 
 
 
 
: ( is a frown.
 
 
 
Sometimes these are represented by 
 
 
 
:-) 
 
 
 
:-(
 
 
 
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' 
Here goes: 
 
 
 
 
(_!_) a regular ass 
 
 
 
 
(__!__) a fat ass 
 
 
 
 
(!) a tight ass 
 
 
 
 
(_*_) an ass hole 
 
 
 
 
{_!_} a swishy ass 
 
 
 
 
(_o_) an ass that's been around
 
 
(_x_) kiss my ass 
 
 
 
 
(_X_) leave my ass alone 
 
 
 
 
(_zzz_) a tired ass 
 
 
 
 
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass 
 
 
 
 
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass 
 
 
 
 
(_?_) Dumb Ass
 
 
 
You have just been e-mooned!