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smoothnsilky · 03-03-2010, 06:58 AM

... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?
... not go to the doctors when they really should?
... not talk to their friends more often?
... like to barbecue?
... like to watch football?

Just a few questions, about men, that I ponder every now and then. I would love to hear what you think!!

txirishman · 03-03-2010, 07:46 AM

Dawn-your questions are as lovely and wonderfully provocative as your avatar! I certainly would have thought you'd know the answers, having come across (pun intended) as many varied men as you might. Here's why...

On weights v cardio. Women at a crowded bar aren't wondering what our resting heart rate is as they stare at our broad chest, shoulders and arms. First impressions rule-and to that extent, women are as visual as men.

Not go to the doctor? Well-all things being equal, if the problem concerns us enough, we will. If it's a tingling and numbness in my arm and I've ruled out a heart attack-I'll research the shit out of it, and decide I have a vitamin deficiency. Two weeks later, after taking a supplement-I was right. On the other hand-noticed one instance of blood in my semen-and I was at the doctor's office within the hour. I was sure it was a sign of the apocalypse!

Not talk to their friends more often? Men have far more acquaintances than they do friends. And you don't share as often or deeply with them as you do friends. For instance-I venture to say, not MANY guys on here are so proud of their ECCIE accomplishments that they share them. Thus-we segment and compartmentalize an already fractured personality. It's neither right nor wrong-it just "is."

Like to barbeque? Well its the pursuit of the best BBQ. Up "your way"-the men cookout. Down here they barbeque. It's a social thing that gives men something to do with other men while they determine whether they're surrounded by friends or acquaintances.

Watch football. See above re: BBQ.

Hope this helps.

DallasRain · 03-03-2010, 08:44 AM

my S O says "cause we are men"...lol!

DFK Hunter · 03-04-2010, 07:45 AM

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... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?

Real men bulk up, anyone can do cardio.
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... not go to the doctors when they really should?

Real men deal with it, play through the pain.
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... not talk to their friends more often?

Real men don't talk about their feelings, they ACT on them. When men go out they do something, fish, bowl, hunt for babes, whatever.
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... like to barbecue?

Men will cook if danger is involved.
(Rita Rudner)
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... like to watch football?

Because women won't allow us to duel anymore.
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Did I pass?

Guest010615 · 03-04-2010, 06:55 PM

Cardio saps strength. I do a powerlifter style workout. Low reps, compound movements, heavy wieght is what makes and maintains strength. That being said, i'm trying to get myself to do cardio now. I'm not in my 20s anymore and need to start losing some fat. and It would be nice to be able to see my old sixpack instead of my current keg. lol

smoothnsilky · 03-04-2010, 08:38 PM

Lovin' the responses :-)

TennisBoner · 03-04-2010, 09:29 PM

Doctors - Men think that they can fix everything themselves and they don't need another man to tell them they are sick, just a waste of time.
Friends - Men like to be alone and have their space, even friends can impose on that.
BBQ - The process takes time, so men can go outside and get away from the stresses of family, etc, with a good excuse.
Football - I'd rather play sports than watch, but this goes back to getting away from reality and stress, most guys watch just to feel an escape if only for a few hours. Some are just die-hard fans, etc.

gregory_m2003 · 03-04-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawn Bristow

... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?

- because it is useful for important tasks like opening jars and carrying the SO's shopping bags around malls..

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... not go to the doctors when they really should?

- because we are masochists and enjoy feeling pain, discomfort, torture etc..

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... not talk to their friends more often?

- how much can one talk about just 3 subjects - women, booze and fast cars/bikes ?

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... like to barbecue?

- because any other form of cooking is way too complicated..

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... like to watch football?

- because we also enjoy watching fellow men in pain, discomfort and torture..

Hellion437 · 03-05-2010, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dawn Bristow

... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?

I'm not sure. I agree that it's stupid. Maybe cardio is seen as feminine (it's hard to look masculine on an elliptical). Most women make the other mistake. Plenty of cardio, but no weights, leaving them a bit frail looking. I always do both. Cardio is the best way to lose weight and lifting builds the muscle. I guess the best correlation is that cardio prepares the canvas and the weights paint the masterpiece.

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... not go to the doctors when they really should?

Some men fear losing control. When you go to a doctor, you relinquish all of it. We know in the back of our minds that he really knows his shit, so whatever he diagnoses is really there. If you never go, you can convince yourself that you are as healthy as you like.

Me personally, I'm a pussy. I go at the first sign of anything.

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... not talk to their friends more often?

I'm guilty of this one. I just like my solitude. It just escapes me until one day i realize that it's been a long time since I called a particular person.

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... like to barbecue?

Mmmm...fire...meat...good...!

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... like to watch football?

It's the closest we can get to witnessing open warfare on live TV. If someone started a weekly show where two heavily armed special ops units battled one another on live TV, we'd watch that instead.

DFWRaven · 03-05-2010, 01:22 AM

Why do women rub there eyes when they wake up ?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch........

xperiment · 03-05-2010, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dawn Bristow

... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?

Women like big arms around them not how many miles we can run. On that note all my sports I did/do are not big muscle sports. That must be my problem. But hey us soccer players can do it for 90 minutes and swimmers do it underwater.

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... not go to the doctors when they really should?

Not a fan of turning my head and coughing.

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... not talk to their friends more often?

We vent all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5az3Z7wf7Xc

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... like to barbecue?

We are men....fire......meat.....cook .....beer. Especially ribs. After you women took one of our ribs we keep on hoping to get ours back by eating more ribs. Don't question this logic, its a very complicated man thing.

Reminds me of a joke:
One day Adam was talking to God. "God, I am lonely and looking for a companion. Someone to love, who will love me, cook, clean, do the laundry, talk with, and laugh at my jokes.

God: "That will cost you a arm and a leg."
Adam: "What about a rib?"

:l aughbounce2:

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... like to watch football?

Because something about watching men in tight pant uniforms slapping each others asses and dogpiling each other makes us feel manly.

cookie man · 03-05-2010, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawn Bristow

... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?
... not go to the doctors when they really should?
... not talk to their friends more often?
... like to barbecue?
... like to watch football?

Just a few questions, about men, that I ponder every now and then. I would love to hear what you think!!

...Because we think we are still invincible
...because guys don't have to yack all the time
...we like fire
...hitting, beer, and cheerleaders
...in summation because we are from Mars

Nice avatar Dawn

smoothnsilky · 03-08-2010, 12:31 PM

Thank you gentlemen, you have been very enlightening :-)

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Nice avatar Dawn

Thank you sweetheart :-)

Tara Evans · 03-08-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DFWRaven

Why do women rub there eyes when they wake up ?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch........

I love it

petiteassman · 03-31-2010, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by smoothnsilky

... lift weights at the gym and not do cardio enough?
... not go to the doctors when they really should?
... not talk to their friends more often?
... like to barbecue?
... like to watch football?

Just a few questions, about men, that I ponder every now and then. I would love to hear what you think!!

have an appointment with Dawn than the doctor
have my tongue in Dawns ear rather than listen to my friends
rather dine on dawn than cook out or barbeque
play with dawn than watch guys playing

all those other activities [other than the dr] are fun and great but given a choice id rather have wild sex with Dawn than any other option.Hey Dawn any thoughts of a Buffalo/niagara falls tour stop