Why Ethel Changed Hotels
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			                          Last week, she checked  into a motel on her 
70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought,  "I'll call one of those 
men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and  sensual massages." She  looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling 
himself  Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills 
flexing in  the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, 
thick wavy  hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she 
felt quite  certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum.... 
She figured,  what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. 
 "Good  evening, ma'am, how may I help you? .   (Oh my, he sounded   
 sooo  sexy!) 
   Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she  rushed right in, 
 "Hi,  I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel   
 room  and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.  
 I'm  in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it  now. 
 Bring  implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of  tricks. 
 We'll  go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped  cream, 
anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that  sound?" 
         He said, "That sounds absolutely  fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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