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incognito isis · 05-31-2011, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Biomech

Blushing??? That doesn't seem like the appropriate response to me.

He was blushing and smiling like a chestire cat! But I thought, at the time, it was because he had a huge crush on me and he liked the thought of his fluids being in me. I really don't think he actually CAUSED the condom to slip, but he liked the fact it did. Do you know what I mean? Those were my thoughts at the time. Now, I realize I shouldn't have given him the benefit of the doubt. That maybe, just maybe he knew all along and decided to just keep going. One will never know.

That ended up being the last time I saw him before I retired. He contacted me for another appointment, and I told him I was quitting because I hate doing this too much. I was being harsh on purpose. Hoping he would take it personally. (I should have lied and said I was quitting because I was devestated by him cumming in me LOL)

Months later when I returned to the biz I did see him again and there were no condom issues, he asked me if I was "ever going to quit doing this shit" a.k.a escorting, and I told him to back off and then I never heard from him again. He took his lil achy breaky heart and went on his way.

Still Looking · 05-31-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

I get your point beth..... Youre a sharp woman and handled yourself well in this situatiwrothon along with my post....

since you did answer and said that you did feel a slight difference maybe he did too...

I would suggest not putting lube on prior to a condom, especially baby oil

Oils are bad voodoo I'm afraid. Water soluble, fragrance free products are what gynecologist recommend. I'll let the gals and there doc's weigh in on this one. Good old KY is the way to go. Now I'm not saying you can't use Valvoline, Pennzoil or WD-40 but there will be issues sooner or later. As a provider if you oil up some lucky guys unit and then wonder why the cover can off.... Well? A large piece of plastic and a gallon of vegetable oil make for a fun Friday night, but not for personal lubrication

Willen · 05-31-2011, 01:09 PM

The only time I've had one break was in a very wild session with a petite provider. We were doing greek and because I'm not the most badly endowed guy on the planet I swear I thought I had pushed through a second sphincter. What an idiot. Fortunately, nothing bad resulted.

Budman · 05-31-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

he could totally tell. it sounds like rubber band snapping. I can feel it when it happens

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Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

welll geeez sorry I know my body well enough to know when i feel a break in a condom and god forbid I have ultra sex super powers and have the rare ability to sense things like that. and just because I have a different opinion doesn't mean you have to act like a smartass. now does it?

Why not? If you and others can make blanket statements using some "super power" so you know exactly what this guy does and doesn't know or feel then I can be a smart ass. If he says he didn't know who the fuck are you to tell the OP that he is lying? It's not like she caught him trying to slip it off before. She says he has always been a good client and she has no reason to mis-trust him.

guest060112-3 · 05-31-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Max-Max-Max

What ISIS mentioned is right...lubing the inside of a condom definitely will lead to a slippage. I am not sure about it breaking like that tho. The surface structure (and elasticity) of the rubber has to be comprised for it to tear completely.

Here are some other ways the rubber can be compromised:

- storing your condoms in a hot place, like a glove compartment or stuffed up juicy couture purse.

- using a condom that is past its expiration date (ladies please stop buying the 10,000 bagged condoms from Sam's club. Seriously! Get a monthly supply instead.)

- ripping the condom with your teeth or fingernails while opening the wrapper (Guys r sometimes guilty of doing this in the heat of the moment. Having done this before myself, thank God, none has broken on me!)

I laughed at the juicy couture joke. Thanks

I buy my condoms once a week and try to keep them in my purse in my hotel so as not to be in a hot car. Sometimes they're in a hot car for a couple of hours though.

I do very carefully rip the package corner with my teeth and then open it up further with my fingers but damn! Condom wrappers need to open more easily!
There has to be a better way!

But yeah-- no more lube-- or if so, then they're getting wiped down with a towel or something before the condom goes on. I can't believe this is the first time a condom has busted on me considering I didn't even KNOW that about the lube :P

Still Looking · 05-31-2011, 01:45 PM

No guy in his right mind would ever buy a SMALL or MEDIUM condom. There are really only three sizes:

1) LARGE
2) EXTRA LARGE
3) TRAVELING WITH THE CIRCUS!

That’s marketing.

When your dating it’s always nice to leave an extra large on the coffee table in a not so conspicuous place.

FYI: Sandwich bags, trash bags, nylon socks and plastic sheeting are not substitutes… EVER!

guest060112-3 · 05-31-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by incognito isis

My point is, once a client cums in you, your essence is with him. It makes it harder for them to let go of you. Weird but true.

Well I already shoved some vinegar and water up there, but that alone is going to make me take some hydrogen peroxide cooter shots everyday for the next week.

I'm not in this to effing merge essences

I'm in it for lighthearted fun and money. If I wanted a man to fall in love with me, I'd be a trophy wife, and THAT is NOT going to happen.

Tetas · 05-31-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SugarBeth

If I wanted a man to fall in love with me, I'd be a trophy wife, and THAT is NOT going to happen.

Well shit.
I guess I'll forget about that appointment I WAS going to make.

(You will make an exception for love in hourly intervals won't you?)

Oh yeah, and ladies, don't entirely opt out on lube under a condom.
A couple of drops in the tip before applying can make them fell SO much better, especially when you're using some that are a little tight.

guest060112-3 · 05-31-2011, 02:17 PM

^ honey, if you want to schedule me for a week and have us go to Las Vegas, we can take as many disguised photos of me in a wedding gown next to you and Elvis as you want.

But yeah, after that time, you'd just be my email work buddy 'til the next time.

Eccie Addict · 05-31-2011, 02:39 PM

^ beth do you plan on visiting houston at all?

notanewbie · 05-31-2011, 02:51 PM

Beth don't fall for it, EA has to wear a hefty bag for a condom cause his junk is sooo big, well so they say.....

Eccie Addict · 05-31-2011, 02:56 PM

Beth notanewbie is not a reference ok lol.....

I have plenty of my own and ill be glad to send them to you

AdventureAdams · 05-31-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Budman

Why not? If you and others can make blanket statements using some "super power" so you know exactly what this guy does and doesn't know or feel then I can be a smart ass. If he says he didn't know who the fuck are you to tell the OP that he is lying? It's not like she caught him trying to slip it off before. She says he has always been a good client and she has no reason to mis-trust him.

why are you up in arms for someone you don't know? who are you to say that me making a statement is going to change her relationship with this man. I said what I feel if you dont like what I have to say deal with it or push the ignore button, but attacking me one on one isn't going to get you anywhere nor is it becoming.

funny how several other providers said the exact "blanket statement" yet only my name gets posted and you expect me not to reply. ha

trust me man it isn't that serious.
peace

Budman · 05-31-2011, 03:28 PM

I'm not up in arms. I included "others" in my response but I didn't feel like making a shit load of muti-quotes. I just found it interesting how so many want to make the claim that he knew. There's nothing to suggest that he did and for anyone to tell her otherwise is BS.

Skylar, I was not trying to pick on you and if that is how you took it I apologize.

AdventureAdams · 05-31-2011, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Budman

I'm not up in arms. I included "others" in my response but I didn't feel like making a shit load of muti-quotes. I just found it interesting how so many want to make the claim that he knew. There's nothing to suggest that he did and for anyone to tell her otherwise is BS.

Skylar, I was not trying to pick on you and if that is how you took it I apologize.

No worries, we are cool dude.