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BossyWillson · 05-27-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DecemberLove

Generally speaking, it doesn't change the flow of business as much as it changes WHO comes to see me. For example, when my regular gents know I have something going on (Such as my ad right now regarding my roof), they tend to make the time to come and see me. New guys generally don't-- because I'm sure many hold the belief that I'm not being honest. My regular guys know better.

Love was this your melon hail stone that messed up the roof?

Back to the story, thread.
I don't want to know.
It would be like throwing it in our face.

vnurse · 05-27-2011, 06:02 PM

Aw so sorry, Thatdude. I'll have to see what I can do to make it up to you!

oglfp12 · 05-27-2011, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vnurse

The T.M.I ratings chart.

However according to the U.S. Surgeon General the correct equation for T.M.I. is

"Length times girth over angle of the shaft divided by mass over width."

or {{L \times G \over \angle {\alpha}_s} \div {M \over W}}

Girl...YOU are a FREAK! LOL!

Having spent some time doing manufacturing and quality assurance of manufacturing operations, definitions like this intrigue me. My question: How are you going to measure mass? During an erection, it is sticking up in the air, so you can't weigh it. In that case, weight as a measure of mass would yield a zero, and therefore an attempt to divide by zero, which is not determinable. Is there some kind of device which can directly determine mass of a semi-rigid structure? Inquiring minds . . .

Guest020720 · 05-27-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by oglfp12

Having spent some time doing manufacturing and quality assurance of manufacturing operations, definitions like this intrigue me. My question: How are you going to measure mass? During an erection, it is sticking up in the air, so you can't weigh it. In that case, weight as a measure of mass would yield a zero, and therefore an attempt to divide by zero, which is not determinable. Is there some kind of device which can directly determine mass of a semi-rigid structure? Inquiring minds . . .

somehow, the phrase "semi-rigid structure" is quite intriguing.

daty/o · 05-27-2011, 09:42 PM

Doesn't matter to me. I'm sure they won't use it any more frivolously than I just did.

npita · 05-27-2011, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pmdelites

her consulting fee, that is.

guys, how do you feel about an ad where the woman says [true or not] what she is going to use the money for [health, car, food, house, clothes, etc]?

I guess I'm confused. If they aren't paying for those things from their ``consulting fees,'' how are they paying for them? Isn't putting that in an ad just stating something obvious that one would assume? Now, if a provider said she was using her consulting fee to make payments on a plane or a yacht, that would an unusual expense that I wouldn't automatically assume providers use their income for.

flboy65 · 05-28-2011, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by oglfp12

My question: How are you going to measure mass? During an erection, it is sticking up in the air, so you can't weigh it. In that case, weight as a measure of mass would yield a zero, and therefore an attempt to divide by zero, which is not determinable. Is there some kind of device which can directly determine mass of a semi-rigid structure? Inquiring minds . . .

I think that it's not the mass of the penis, rather, it's the mass that it can support... sooooo, to get this number go tie a string to the tip of your cock, and hang weights off of the string until one of two things happens (1) the string breaks, or (2) your cock breaks

. Use that number in the calculation. If you need help with this, I'm sure that V or SPTL will volunteer.

Guest061111 · 05-28-2011, 03:08 PM

My regular employer doesn't ask where my money goes. Why do hobbyists need to know?

But, just in case - it's my shoe money

dodger · 05-28-2011, 04:23 PM

Alors!

As a rule, though, I'd rather not know stuff about things outside of my session. I brought enough baggage with me when I got here.

I'm thinking of the TMI thing ... I know that one (maybe more) of my favorite ladies prefers ... other ladies. But ... for our time together, I feel like there is no one she would rather see at that moment than .. me. And nothing she would rather be doing, at that moment ... than what we're doing. When she can provide me with moments like that ... why would I want to clutter my mind up with reality? So .. no, thank you. I don't want to know.

Thank you, ladies. You are wonderful!

lisa.lisa0302 · 05-28-2011, 06:16 PM

The smiley above is my answer.

TMI. Why put it in ads at all.

However to each their own.

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Originally Posted by pmdelites

her consulting fee, that is.

guys, how do you feel about an ad where the woman says [true or not] what she is going to use the money for [health, car, food, house, clothes, etc]?

does that up the probability that you'll go visit her?
does it put a damper on wanting to go visit her?
couldnt care less?

women, have you used this ad tactic in the past? if yes, did it affect your business, either postively or negatively? if no, why not?

just wondering ... as i'd rather not know what you are going to use your consulting fee for.

FishGuy13 · 05-29-2011, 06:39 PM

Generally I don't want or need to know. If I get the sense she has a regular 9-5 then I hope she uses it like I did in paying her for some kind of indulgence, if I get the feeling this is her main source of income then I just figure it is for the day to day life expences we all have such as rent/mortage, food, gas, etc.

JustMe68 · 05-30-2011, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SoftPlaceToLand

Wait I thought T.M.I. was the adjusted Penis length...

50 cents to the person that knows where I got that theory and the equation it takes to find T.M.I.

On topic... What does it matter? It's like an ex husband bitching about child support and where the woman spends it... She still has to pay way more than the child support amount for the kids anyway, so who really cares if she takes that particular check and does X with it?

South Park: Season 15, Episode 4

Randy Marsh tells the students that they can get their T.M.I. rating with the following formula:

"Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared."

or

However according to the U.S. Surgeon General the correct equation for T.M.I. is

"Length times girth over angle of the shaft divided by mass over width."

or

Cash only for my $.50, please. I don't have a merchant account. ;-)

pyramider · 05-30-2011, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SoftPlaceToLand

Wait I thought T.M.I. was the adjusted Penis length...

50 cents to the person that knows where I got that theory and the equation it takes to find T.M.I.

Its not the length ..... its the girth .... or so I have heard.

PrettyBlueEyes87 · 05-30-2011, 11:53 PM

I think if they post what it's for, that's usually the opposite of what it's for. Like what Monte Cito said. To elicit sympathy or to lure in guys who want to be Superman to the "damsel in distress"... I say if you build rapport with somebody then it's ok to give personal information like that, but to a bunch of people you've never met is kinda sad. : P

MaxiMilyen · 05-31-2011, 06:10 AM

Who'd a thunk a board of this nature could be so educational? This is great! I now wonder what the official equation is for breastesses?

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Originally Posted by JustMe68

South Park: Season 15, Episode 4

Randy Marsh tells the students that they can get their T.M.I. rating with the following formula:

"Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared."

or

However according to the U.S. Surgeon General the correct equation for T.M.I. is

"Length times girth over angle of the shaft divided by mass over width."

or

Cash only for my $.50, please. I don't have a merchant account. ;-)