Why do providers take pics in the bathroom??

[qixerotic]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Yes, a tiny pic of my face in a bright room that washes out my features a bit.

Lexxxy, FWIW, I think your washed out pic is great! That same picture might damage my retinas if untreated.

[Gulf2]

Great thread. Funny stuff.

There is a gallery here on the board (you can have a scavenger hunt to find it) where the lady is posing in a lower-end hotel and the plumbing from under the sink appears to be coming straight from her crotch--like a big johnson with a p-trap!

[GP]

To expand on the scavenger hunt idea, find the provider with the dirtiest feet picture.

Nikki will love this one, now hush!

[LynnT]

[wlhrgfan]

I wanna know why some girls have no pictures or websites...I guess they need to provide the niche for something for the PM crowd to jerk off to.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Doove

What i wanna know is why girls have pictures taken of themselves standing on the kitchen counter-top.

because men are horny or hungry. so she just being a good girl scout and is ready for the horny and hungry boy scout. Now where is that local girl with the counter top pic. I'm am sure she can think of something to do after I'm done eating. And what better way to thank a girl for feeding you, eat her.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by GP

To expand on the scavenger hunt idea, find the provider with the dirtiest feet picture.

Nikki will love this one, now hush!

mmmmm if its who I think it is. I would wash them for her before I lick a toe or two

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by Doove

What i wanna know is why girls have pictures taken of themselves standing on the kitchen counter-top.

There's a lady on this board with pictures of her on a kitchen counter-top that is among the most sexy of all the photos in any of the showcases on this board. Thanks NN

Sorry OSD - I missed your post...
"because men are horny or hungry. so she just being a good girl scout and is ready for the horny and hungry boy scout. Now where is that local girl with the counter top pic. I'm am sure she can think of something to do after I'm done eating. And what better way to thank a girl for feeding you, eat her."

[GP]

+1

[offshoredrilling]

I wounder if the hot chick with the dirty feet and hot in a kitchen will give us a break for the free ads three of us just gave her with a scavenger hunt. mmmm make it four forgot
Doove.

Perryay: can you tell me how in the hell I forgot doove.

mmmm I'm a dog, maybe I would lick them feet even before cleaning. But then us dogs sniff each others butts.

Edit: come to think of it 69 is in a way sniffing her butt. She will never know if that heavy breathing from the nose is from the workout licking her sweet spot or sniffing butt. errrrr sorry for any bad mental pic I just left in anyone's dirty mind. sniff sniff really I sorry sniff sniff

edit edit hint hint I wish she would add a few pics with glasses for the the sexy librarian/teacher look. For a thread in the not so private area hehehe. I could lower the age I see to see her that way. ohhhhhh yaaaaa

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by qixerotic

Lexxxy, FWIW, I think your washed out pic is great! That same picture might damage my retinas if untreated.

*Giggle* I'm just snow white, get my pale butt in a bright light and I glow in a pic.

[offshoredrilling]

apple my dear. never mind as a take the apple back. I can't do it all would hate me mmmm rather than many. share and play nice

[HlavinKitheri]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

Geeeeeee golly.... thanks so much..... I had no idea.... I'm such a bimbo, I'm shocked I even now how to turn on a computer! If it weren't for you being so smart and telling me that I would have never known that I logged on and uploaded a picture of myself.
Yes, a tiny pic of my face in a bright room that washes out my features a bit. There is no way I will post a big close up pic of my face that shows any details like for example if I were to have freckles, piercings, Mike Tyson style tattoos on my face, or anything of that sort.

You mean ... you do have a nose?

[jackfengshui]

It is also not a good idea for a guy to take pictures of himself with a mirror:

[GP]

Jack, that is not your good side.