Swallower's Delight

[FireSerpent]

A few recent threads have lead me to start this thread. I think it is no secret that I like it when a lady swallows. Back in my early 20's I did a an experiment to see what types of things improve or harm the flavor of my baby-batter. The reason for going through all this was because the argument I heard most from ladies who don't like to do it was usually a "taste" argument...

From this, I learned what worked best for me and since then ladies have either told me I either don't taste like anything at all or I'm sweet tasting (not a bad deal there).

So, outside of taking something like Semenex... what do you use to improve the flavor of your spunk?

[Jazzer]

No double blind studies done here (any volunteers - Autumn?) but I believe that pineapple and some other fruits are supposed to improve the taste.

[guest010313]

Coming from someone that does not ever do CIM, it isn't the taste it is the texture. And the fact that sometimes it comes out curdled. Can you fix that?

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by SillyGirl

...And the fact that sometimes it comes out curdled. Can you fix that?

Is that the result of too much cottage cheese in one's diet?

It's nice when the ladies taste like cherries and wine.... And I will CIM you, Lili... just sayin'...

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by FireSerpent

...... it was usually a "taste" argument...

"...Caffeine, alcohol, cigarettes, and recreational drugs can all give you a bitter taste, so it's really best if you try to avoid them altogether. Also reduce your intake of Red meats, greasy foods, and dairy products, as they give you a sharp, salty taste. Same goes for asparagus, broccoli, and spinach. ...."
http://www.sementaste.com/semen/about_semen.html

These people are trying to sell a product; don't believe all of the above. I have done some research, curiosity, about why urine smells after eating asparagus. The discussions of the chemistry indicated that is was all expelled rapidly by the kidneys; if so there would be no affect on the seminal fluids. It is known that smoking permeates the whole body; one can smell a smoker even if he has freshly showered and put on new clothes. Sulfur forms thio- compounds, from the latin root "fumus" from which we get fumigation -stink stuff. Some sulfur compounds from garlic are expelled through the skin, heavy metals, which even in small amounts give a flat taste, are expelled through the gums next to the teeth (mercury, lead, etc.). Marijuana, as with many drugs, are absorbed into the fat tissue and transported by the lymph system (that is why LSD will give a new "trip" when one looses weight, after years of abstinence): and the seminal fluids, which carry the sperm, are partially supplies with replenished fluids from the lymph system.

Going back to the ancient medical procedures (try Paracelsus) is was common for a physician to diagnose a sickness by tasting the urine (diabetic) and smelling the breath (ketone sweetness for liver problems).

For better health eat properly and quit smoking.

JR

[naughtytaters]

I my opinion, and I'm old so I've come in many ladies mouths over the years, a woman either likes to take a load in her mouth or she doesn't...I think woman who complain about taste or texture or whatever just don't like a guy coming in her mouth. And this is fine, it's not for every woman...but I really doubt anything is going to change a ladies mind. She either gets off on taking a man's load in her mouth for the psychological reasons or she doesn't. I mean come on, she can't take a drink of something and get the "taste" out of her mouth?

[Allie_Kat]

Originally Posted by SillyGirl

Coming from someone that does not ever do CIM, it isn't the taste it is the texture. And the fact that sometimes it comes out curdled. Can you fix that?

Is that where the term "dick cheese" comes from? LOL. Just kidding.
That sounds entirely unappealing. Urck.

[FireSerpent]

Originally Posted by SillyGirl

Coming from someone that does not ever do CIM, it isn't the taste it is the texture. And the fact that sometimes it comes out curdled. Can you fix that?

LOL @ Curdled... drink more water... and eat more celery... for whatever reason, both seem to think out the stuff. Also, if you let air get to it for a minute, it automatically liquifies instead of being like a jelly.

[FireSerpent]

Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Is that where the term "dick cheese" comes from? LOL. Just kidding.
That sounds entirely unappealing. Urck.

Hahaha... no that would be smegma.

[FireSerpent]

Drinking lots of water & eating more fruits and veggies does a good job of this... I'd lean more towards brighter colored veggies though. However, my secret weapon happens to be hard, sweet candies... particularly blowpops. I went through a phase with a girl I dated where I had 3 or 4 of them a day. I stopped when I ran out of strawberry, cherry, apple and watermellon flavors (I don't like the grape ones).

[Muffrider]

Originally Posted by FireSerpent

However, my secret weapon happens to be hard, sweet candies... particularly blowpops.

So you BOTH sucked a Lolli. LOL.

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by naughtytaters

I my opinion, and I'm old so I've come in many ladies mouths over the years, a woman either likes to take a load in her mouth or she doesn't...I think woman who complain about taste or texture or whatever just don't like a guy coming in her mouth. And this is fine, it's not for every woman...but I really doubt anything is going to change a ladies mind. She either gets off on taking a man's load in her mouth for the psychological reasons or she doesn't. I mean come on, she can't take a drink of something and get the "taste" out of her mouth?

Not quite true. I love cum. I do. I love the look, the smell, the taste, and the texture of it. I love the fact that a man's cum is as unique as his fingerprints.

But I'll never forget the time I had an evening appointment. I had the mood set with the lights down low. We had a great time. He asked if he could give me a facial. No problem! (I am so very grateful he didn't want CIM because I offered that at the time). Great finish on my face.

I get up to go clean up, walk into the bathroom and flip on the light. I very nearly vomited on the spot. He had apparently had a biopsy a day or two before he saw me. Either his doc didn't warn him what his first few loads after the procedure would look like, or he didn't take the warnings seriously. My face was covered in spooge, but that spooge was a mixture of blood and baby batter. On. My. Face.

Sorry fellas, that ended CIM on the menu forever. Still makes me throw up a little in my mouth when I think about it. I love cum, but I'm not putting my life on the line to satisfy that particular fetish.

[FireSerpent]

So you're saying that facials are still on the table... good to know!!

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by FireSerpent

So you're saying that facials are still on the table... good to know!!

Hell yeah they are still on the menu. The messier the better.

I often talk about acceptable levels of risk when it comes to this hobby. That is really what it comes down to with respect to CBJ vs BBBJ, or to CIM or not to CIM. Hobbyist and provider alike decide what level of risk they are comfortable with. My experience showed me where I draw the line to maintain my level of comfort. I hate the taste of latex, and feel like CBJ is akin to a Master Chef making his guests cover their tongue before enjoying a perfect meal, CIM is just a bridge too far for my comfort level. Alas, I wish this was a perfect world where I didn't have to worry about such things.

But you bet, I do love a nice pearl necklace

[naughtynatale]

pineapple oj does work seriously