Austin is weird

[mountrushie]

I've been a lurker for a year now at this thread. Austin is wild. Any time there is a review of a popular girl, I'll go and sample the girl. For most parts, the girl reviewed is NOTHING like what is described. Age is way off and attractiveness level is at least 80% less than described. It's very obvious that there is network of promoters that's been around for a long time and have built up somewhat of a reputation in this forum, but for some reason no one calls them out for inaccurate reviews.

For the sake remaining neutral, I won't name the spas but 70% of the repeat reviews here are just plain incorrect. My favorite is when an old lady (usually in her 50s) is described as a 30 year old. An overweight lady is described as curvy?!

I think I can safely say that every man in here knows what a hot girl looks like. She is not overweight with a large belly, she does not have wrinkles when she smiles. A short frumpy old Asian lady is not an attractive provider in her early 30s and late 20s. Do you guys get paid to give out fake reviews? Why do you guys do this?

Keep Austin weird I guess.

[South Nice Guy]

1) It would help you if you had ROS access. There is often discussion about those topics in comments with ROS, which you can't see otherwise.

2) You have to learn which folks to believe. Personally, I try to honest (not mean) when I describe a girl. I know that looks are a big part of attraction. There are other reviewers that are also trying to be true in their descriptions

3) Do your own reviews of your experiences. Don't just follow recommendations, give your take and improve the quality of information available for everyone else. Save someone else from experiencing a negative experience.

[MrGummiBear]

I've noticed that too. It could be a majority of reviewers on here have lower standards or aren't exposed to younger women as much so when they have an encounter with a women who's in the 30s, they think she's in her 20s, haha. Gotta check their past reviews.

[gynsing]

Reviews here are much different than other states like CA or FL.

Whatever anyone in Austin is posting about AMPS in regards to the provider always add like 5-10 to the age minimum and when it comes to looks, if you scale it on 1-10 its never really above a 6-7 in the best case and I mean absolute best case.

Occassionally some talent from CA or FL area will stop by in Austin, but other than that best of luck.

[atp314]

Anyone with experience in areas like LA or around SF coming here will be disappointed. Standards are very different.

I would also agree certain posters seem to greatly exaggerate certain providers, but then correctly criticize others or describe others correctly. I suspect they get side benefits from certain girls to do so. So it's hit or miss even among regulars here.

The most obvious promoters are very easy to tell, so definitely ignore those.

look for strong reviews coming from those that don't appear to have strong allegiance to particular places or girls, and are generally negative or critical overall

[ThatHarleyGuy]

I've come to consider the reviews as 'relative to what is in Austin'. Like Black Diamond ski slopes are relative to that mountain. A black slope Taos Ski Mountain is more like a blue at Vail Mountain. We don't typically get 1st Tier AMP providers here. We do, just not the norm.

[mountrushie]

Originally Posted by atp314

Anyone with experience in areas like LA or around SF coming here will be disappointed. Standards are very different.

I would also agree certain posters seem to greatly exaggerate certain providers, but then correctly criticize others or describe others correctly. I suspect they get side benefits from certain girls to do so. So it's hit or miss even among regulars here.

The most obvious promoters are very easy to tell, so definitely ignore those.

look for strong reviews coming from those that don't appear to have strong allegiance to particular places or girls, and are generally negative or critical overall

There is one provider in particular who is consistently reviewed here almost every fortnight over the years but the real person is so so different (flat tummy vs bulging belly variety different) that I went back 3 or 4 times to ask for that provider just in case the other girl opening the door is lying about her name when a monger requests for a popular provider. Safe to say, I turned around each time and left.

[mountrushie]

Originally Posted by gynsing

Reviews here are much different than other states like CA or FL.

Whatever anyone in Austin is posting about AMPS in regards to the provider always add like 5-10 to the age minimum and when it comes to looks, if you scale it on 1-10 its never really above a 6-7 in the best case and I mean absolute best case.

Occassionally some talent from CA or FL area will stop by in Austin, but other than that best of luck.

There are some spas in Austin that have great looking girls fairly consistently and the girls are all from LA or NY of course but these spas are not reviewed every day unlike the fake ones. I am just frustrated, driving to the spot and then seeing an old provider in a dress that's 7 sizes too small. It's a waste of my time.

[South Nice Guy]

Originally Posted by mountrushie

There are some spas in Austin that have great looking girls fairly consistently and the girls are all from LA or NY of course but these spas are not reviewed every day unlike the fake ones. I am just frustrated, driving to the spot and then seeing an old provider in a dress that's 7 sizes too small. It's a waste of my time.

You get out what you put in to something. It's easy to complain, but what have you done to help improve the situation? You had bad experiences. Did you share that information? If not, you allow the false information to grow and spread.

Contribute your story of what you experience and improve the information for others or don't complain about bad information. It's just that simple

[Lackadaisical liger]

Are there inaccurate reviews ? oh yeah. When people say a girl is younger i usually wait for multiple reviews first . Some that have inaccurate ages are certainly promoters and others are probably just older gentlemen with poor eyesight . Do a review and contribute and then in the mens forum that only premium people have access to create a topic where you seen older women working and you left or make a comment on the review . If people cope together to call out the BS it'll slow down . Most people don't actually turn around and leave aome just suck it up because they might be going during lunch or before they commute home so they don't have the time to spa shop.

[Spicewood]

I've seen providers and been to amps all over the country - you can't judge a SW the same way to judge a civilian, in terms of attractiveness. Ladies vary by region but austin doesn't feel particularly unusual to me.

[GoodTyme]

I don’t feel that Austin is all that different than many hobby areas especially Texas based ones. I also know that several of the ladies that moonlight here are from the West Coast, LA more specifically. I have traveled a lot and seen many hobby areas, but the West coast zones have eluded me. I spend most of my time working in the Texas Triangle. I have seen many new handles pop up acting like they are regulars, but claiming newbie status. I try to “flag” ones that appear obvious to me, but even I admit sometimes I have flagged ones incorrectly.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. I know of 2 other well know hobby supporters and we have different tastes in women. One may think a specific girl is an “8” (He likes them skinny), whereas I prefer thicker or more busty girls. I would quote active girls as reference, but I want this thread to stay on topic. I used to be WAY more thorough on descriptions of my encounters, but mongers complained about my novels so I have tried to shorten them and only give highlights or cliff note versions.

One of my biggest flags is when a “handle” repeatedly only reviews girls who are in their 20’s & always young and beautiful with C/D’s tits. No one gets that consistently lucky, even myself.

I will end with this. For those that have been around ATX for the past 5-10 years know. Over the last 2 years and currently, ATX has attracted many quality ladies compared to the past. Right now I know of over a handful of ladies in town, some more UTR because of climate, that would get high marks in any area they work, either looks, skills, or both.

Stay Safe Fellas!!

GT

[ForrestHump25]

Agreed man. And mfs here have no idea about cup sizes. Just terrible

[Lackadaisical liger]

Before the recent shutdowns on the last few months the AMP scene was amazing . I could find asian girls from a variety of countries and latinas. From 2020-early 2024 or it was very hit or miss but to me 2019 and beforehand were still better. But a large part of it was if i hit up an amp and it was the mamasan i could go to the strip club and get cheap lap dances, drinks and extras from a variety of girls. Plus it was all a good deal cheaper .

[tsyng]

I often try to review everything in ROS. I have been victim of an Asian provider reporting my number when I walked off after seeing she was a heavier old lady being advertised as young college cutie. She was well reviewed as well. I never reported on the site about this, but I got to know about my number being reported from another provider. Apparently all the providers check some third party site when we message them.

Long story short, I agree more than half reviews are promoter driven, I often check the prior reviews of the reviewer and see if they are up to any BS.