You may want to get yourself some silver, or gold.

[eyecu2]

Crypto Nobbler may as well be called cock nobler because his conclusions were debunked even in the thread that was posted above. His conclusions while grandiose, are not even in the realm of reality. Try harder

[bambino]

Originally Posted by eyecu2

Crypto Nobbler may as well be called cock nobler because his conclusions were debunked even in the thread that was posted above. His conclusions while grandiose, are not even in the realm of reality. Try harder

You’re clueless. It’s happening in gold too.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL — THIS IS A MASSIVE WARNING SIGNAL ��

BIG MONEY IS QUIETLY MAKING A SHOCKING BET ��

Insiders are buying gold options that only make money if GOLD HITS $15,000–$20,000 by 2026… while gold is sitting near $4,500.

�� That’s not a normal trade. That’s a BET ON CHAOS.

After gold crashed hard, retail investors PANICKED and sold.
But smart money did the opposite — they KEPT BUYING.

Now they’re sitting on billions of dollars betting gold will EXPLODE ��

�� Normal predictions: $6,000
�� Insider bets: $15,000+

That gap tells the real story.

⚠️ THIS IS NOT ABOUT PROFITS
⚠️ THIS IS ABOUT PREPARING FOR A MAJOR FINANCIAL SHOCK

Something BIG could be coming —
a crisis, a currency problem, or a market breakdown.

And the smartest money in the world is positioning BEFORE it happens

https://x.com/tradewith_kd/status/20...524822270?s=42

[bambino]

Bloomberg reported ~11,000 Dec 2026 $15k/$20k gold call spreads building on CME — even after that brutal Jan 11% plunge when gold hit ~$5,600 then dropped.

Cost them just pennies (around $3M total) for massive asymmetric upside if real chaos hits (currency breakdown, systemic risk etc.).

Smart hedge by big money or just cheap lottery tickets? Aakash Doshi from State Street called it surprising.

[bambino]

Putin recently limited Russia's gold exports.

Why? Because he's anticipating massive volatility. When markets get volatile, hard assets get drained from the system. We're already watching this happen with LBMA and COMEX inventories. As trust in fiat currency drops globally, gold is on track to be completely repriced as a true monetary asset

Same goes for Silver. China stopped exporting silver.

[bambino]

�� BREAKING ��

The Chinese government has banned all silver exports indefinitely and announced that they will pay $150 per ounce on all imports

SHFE and SGE silver prices immediately spiked to $150 on the news!

You paying attention Eye?


BAHAHAHA

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by bambino

Putin recently limited Russia's gold exports.

Why? Because he's anticipating massive volatility. When markets get volatile, hard assets get drained from the system. We're already watching this happen with LBMA and COMEX inventories. As trust in fiat currency drops globally, gold is on track to be completely repriced as a true monetary asset

Same goes for Silver. China stopped exporting silver.

Originally Posted by bambino

�� BREAKING ��

The Chinese government has banned all silver exports indefinitely and announced that they will pay $150 per ounce on all imports

SHFE and SGE silver prices immediately spiked to $150 on the news!

You paying attention Eye?


BAHAHAHA

No need to pay attention since it's bullshit. Oh, I totally get why that sounds like the apocalypse if you've never dipped a toe into how these markets actually tick.

But guess what? None of it's showing up in any credible outlet—no $150 silver, no dramatic export bans. If it were legit, it wouldn't be hiding in random posts; it'd be screaming from every headline.

This is just the same old precious metals fanfic, not reality.

No Chinese silver export ban or $150/oz import price: China's government hasn't announced any indefinite silver export ban. SHFE (Shanghai Futures Exchange) and SGE (Shanghai Gold Exchange) silver prices are hovering around $30-32/oz right now—not $150. A real ban like that would dominate global headlines from Reuters, Bloomberg, etc., not lurk in X posts. Checked latest news: nothing.

Putin/Russia gold exports: Russia did impose some restrictions on gold exports earlier this year (e.g., quotas to support domestic reserves amid sanctions), but it's not "recent" in a breaking sense and doesn't signal "massive volatility" prep. It's standard geopolitics, not a fiat collapse signal.

LBMA/COMEX drains & gold/silver repricing: Inventories have been declining (e.g., COMEX silver eligible stocks down ~20% YTD), but that's ongoing market dynamics from industrial demand and investor hoarding—not a "drain" proving fiat doom. Gold's at ~$2,650/oz; silver ~$31. No "complete repricing" underway. Trust in fiat isn't "dropping globally" to that extreme; central banks are still buying gold steadily.

This is the usual precious metals hype cycle to pump bags. If it were real, it'd be everywhere credible, not one guy's "BAHAHAHA" thread.

Sources: Reuters, Bloomberg, Kitco (as of Apr 1, 2026); SHFE/SGE live data; COMEX/LBMA inventory reports via CME Group.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

No need to pay attention since it's bullshit. Oh, I totally get why that sounds like the apocalypse if you've never dipped a toe into how these markets actually tick.

But guess what? None of it's showing up in any credible outlet—no $150 silver, no dramatic export bans. If it were legit, it wouldn't be hiding in random posts; it'd be screaming from every headline.

This is just the same old precious metals fanfic, not reality.

No Chinese silver export ban or $150/oz import price: China's government hasn't announced any indefinite silver export ban. SHFE (Shanghai Futures Exchange) and SGE (Shanghai Gold Exchange) silver prices are hovering around $30-32/oz right now—not $150. A real ban like that would dominate global headlines from Reuters, Bloomberg, etc., not lurk in X posts. Checked latest news: nothing.

Putin/Russia gold exports: Russia did impose some restrictions on gold exports earlier this year (e.g., quotas to support domestic reserves amid sanctions), but it's not "recent" in a breaking sense and doesn't signal "massive volatility" prep. It's standard geopolitics, not a fiat collapse signal.

LBMA/COMEX drains & gold/silver repricing: Inventories have been declining (e.g., COMEX silver eligible stocks down ~20% YTD), but that's ongoing market dynamics from industrial demand and investor hoarding—not a "drain" proving fiat doom. Gold's at ~$2,650/oz; silver ~$31. No "complete repricing" underway. Trust in fiat isn't "dropping globally" to that extreme; central banks are still buying gold steadily.

This is the usual precious metals hype cycle to pump bags. If it were real, it'd be everywhere credible, not one guy's "BAHAHAHA" thread.

Sources: Reuters, Bloomberg, Kitco (as of Apr 1, 2026); SHFE/SGE live data; COMEX/LBMA inventory reports via CME Group.

April Fools day!!!! You got duped!!!

Thanks for playing valued poster!!!!

You’re as predictable as Gristle!

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by bambino

April Fools day!!!! You got duped!!!

Thanks for playing valued poster!!!!

You’re as predictable as Gristle!

Uh huh. Aren't you lucky it's fool's day? You get to give yourself an out when your bullshit is exposed.


I'm sure there will be ample opportunity to do it again tomorrow.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

Uh huh. Aren't you lucky it's fool's day? You get to give yourself an out when your bullshit is exposed.


I'm sure there will be ample opportunity to do it again tomorrow.

I knew it was April Fools day. And you fell for it! What’s that make you?????


SNICK

[bambino]

This is real

NEAR ZERO COMEX SILVER DEMAND⁉️

��CRICKETS IN COMEX APRIL SILVER DELIVERIES TUESDAY‼️

After 1,181 contracts issued delivery notices Monday, COMEX April silver delivery demand plunged to nearly ZERO Tuesday, with only 3 contracts issuing delivery notices!

Something strange is going on in COMEX silver- particularly considering that COMEX Gold & Platinum Deliveries are EXPLODING!

COMEX April Gold deliveries are 11x silver deliveries, and EVEN PLATINUM deliveries have surpassed silver at 1,221 for April!

⚠️Did physical silver demand just PLUNGE TO ZERO- or is the COMEX out of Free Float Silver⁉️

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by bambino

I knew it was April Fools day. And you fell for it! What’s that make you?????


SNICK

LOL. Sure you did.

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by bambino

This is real

NEAR ZERO COMEX SILVER DEMAND⁉️

��CRICKETS IN COMEX APRIL SILVER DELIVERIES TUESDAY‼️

After 1,181 contracts issued delivery notices Monday, COMEX April silver delivery demand plunged to nearly ZERO Tuesday, with only 3 contracts issuing delivery notices!

Something strange is going on in COMEX silver- particularly considering that COMEX Gold & Platinum Deliveries are EXPLODING!

COMEX April Gold deliveries are 11x silver deliveries, and EVEN PLATINUM deliveries have surpassed silver at 1,221 for April!

⚠️Did physical silver demand just PLUNGE TO ZERO- or is the COMEX out of Free Float Silver⁉️

This is classic COMEX conspiracy bait—posts like this pump retail buying from poor Q-like rubes that don't understand what's going on. No "strange" agenda; just markets.


But I get it—COMEX spreadsheets are basically quantum physics for the tinfoil-hat crowd. Let me help you out:

Deliveries are lumpy: monster Monday, cricket chirps on Tuesday? Totally normal.

But leaping to "ZERO DEMAND DOOM" or "COMEX RAN DRY"? That's not analysis, that's you jamming your doomsday fanfic into boring old data.

One sleepy day isn't a market signal. It's just Tuesday. 😏

[bambino]

Shanghai just pulled 45 tons of silver in one day.

Biggest withdrawal in 8 weeks.

Total inventory down to 323 tons.

China's draining the vaults again.

https://x.com/peer_metals/status/203...792832309?s=42

[bambino]

Originally Posted by fd-guy

This is classic COMEX conspiracy bait—posts like this pump retail buying from poor Q-like rubes that don't understand what's going on. No "strange" agenda; just markets.


But I get it—COMEX spreadsheets are basically quantum physics for the tinfoil-hat crowd. Let me help you out:

Deliveries are lumpy: monster Monday, cricket chirps on Tuesday? Totally normal.

But leaping to "ZERO DEMAND DOOM" or "COMEX RAN DRY"? That's not analysis, that's you jamming your doomsday fanfic into boring old data.

One sleepy day isn't a market signal. It's just Tuesday. ��

The COMEX will be gone before too long. If you actually have any fiat dollars, go buy physical silver.


Yes, the spot price of silver is currently higher in China compared to Western markets, with a significant premium reflecting strong local demand.
goldsilver.ai marketpulse.com

[fd-guy]

Originally Posted by bambino

The COMEX will be gone before too long. If you actually have any fiat dollars, go buy physical silver.

You and Salty have a habit of making predictions with no underlying basis beyond wishful thinking.

COMEX collapse is imminent” has been “imminent” for years. Still waiting.