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Xrasman1 · 01-29-2026, 10:07 PM

I put a fruit roll-up around jr.with a donut on top. Then said "See I promised you breakfast in bed.!" No appreciation.

Ed Highlight · 01-31-2026, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Xrasman1

I put a fruit roll-up around jr.with a donut on top. Then said "See I promised you breakfast in bed.!" No appreciation.

How young old was she???

Xrasman1 · 02-07-2026, 02:59 AM

She's 65.Still doesn't understand my sense of humor. The other day I asked her if she felt like a taco ? She said yes , so I grab her belly and said " Nah, more like a giant marshmallow".

Ed Highlight · 02-08-2026, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Xrasman1

She's 65.Still doesn't understand my sense of humor. The other day I asked her if she felt like a taco ? She said yes , so I grab her belly and said " Nah, more like a giant marshmallow".

You're a regular Shecky Dangerfield...aren't ya'??

Unique_Carpenter · 02-08-2026, 11:40 AM

He likes earning the "look of zero amusement".

And btw, marshmallows are usually tasty.