what to say to wife or SO if you get caught seeing escort

[Sherry of DFW]

in a previous post i asked if any guys had gotten caught by wife or SO and what was her response...many guys replied to that post
.but most guys said ---deny deny deny

HOWEVER fron a woman's point of view--denial only causes
mistrust and more suspicion on her part'
my suggestion if you get caught
say something like this to her---

'"yeah, i admit it-- out of curiousity i DID meet with hooker--BIG mistake --- the sex was lousy -- She did not look in person like her pics--her apt was a mess...she laid there like a dead fish (and smelled like one) Babe i promise you i will NEVER make that mistake again you ae the only woman for me"

or something along those lines---the wife or SO will respect you for your honesty and
be flattered that the escort was nothing compared to her...she will forgive you and the matter will die down
.
..deny deny deny only rsises more suspicion " the "hooker sex was lousy" lays the matter to rest
what t do you guys think ??
i especially would like to know TIN Man's opinion

[Joddxxx]

Well, I would to provide an alternative point of view. What if the providers husband/boyfriend/stalker catches you and threatens your life? It has happened to me, three times in the past several years.

[SnackyChan]

Originally Posted by Joddxxx

Well, I would to provide an alternative point of view. What if the providers husband/boyfriend/stalker catches you and threatens your life? It has happened to me, three times in the past several years.

Shit! That's nuts. How did you get away?

[Anthonylewis50]

How about..."haven't we done this before"

[purplepatch]

Originally Posted by Sherry of DFW

yeah, i admit it-- out of curiousity i DID meet with hooker--BIG mistake --- the sex was lousy -- She did not look in person like her pics--her apt was a mess...she laid there like a dead fish (and smelled like one) Babe i promise you i will NEVER make that mistake again you ae the only woman for me"

or something along those lines---the wife or SO will respect you for your honesty and
be flattered that the escort was nothing compared to her...she will forgive you and the matter will die down

What world are you living in? Any man who gets caught cheating on his wife with a hooker (your words not mine) is getting divorced. There is no salvaging that relationship. Here's how that conversation would actually go:

Man: I admit it, out of curiosity i DID meet with a hooker. It was a mist...

Woman: You no good rotten son of a bitch! I hope it was worth it because you and I are through!

Man: No it wasn't worth it. The sex was lousy, she laid there like a dead fish and smelled like one too.

Woman: ...

Man: And her apartment was a mess!

Woman: ......

Man: Babe, I promise I will never...

Woman: GET THE FUCK OUT!

And the next thing you know, you're living out of cardboard boxes at the extended stay motel while your wife fucks the UPS driver with the dreadlocks and muscular forearms.

[ERWhyNot]

Well……only if you can’t think on your feet.
I got popped by my G/F, she found by burner phone. I usually delete text and calls and there were a couple of conversations that I hadn’t deleted. I “admitted’ that I have had trouble getting it up so I wanted to try with another woman to make sure it wasn’t phycological and was too embarrassed to see a doctor to see if it was physical. After a few other women, “it still wasn’t working” so I’m now going to see my physician and then a therapist. I did both and we are still together.
My real problem was I was exhausted from seeing a lot of women.

[SnackyChan]

Originally Posted by purplepatch

And the next thing you know, you're living out of cardboard boxes at the extended stay motel while your wife fucks the UPS driver with the dreadlocks and muscular forearms.

At least you won't have to go far to see a lady. Silver lining: walking distance.

[RomanR]

Bill gates tried to tell his wife it was an accident

[sweet_k47]

Damn please stop great granny

[7aurelius]

Sherry if I got caught with you’d I’d just say I was dropping off meals on wheels and it wouldn’t be questioned.

[TinMan]

I’ll repeat what I posted in another thread, the best advice ever given to married men from the great 32Flavors (who was a lawyer when he wasn’t fucking hot blondes): “Deny, deny, deny”.

[JuiceManBand]

Ehhhhhh. I’ll deny

[sweet_k47]

Originally Posted by 7aurelius

Sherry if I got caught with you’d I’d just say I was dropping off meals on wheels and it wouldn’t be questioned.

Hilarious, sad but true

[Doug4343]

Originally Posted by TinMan

I’ll repeat what I posted in another thread, the best advice ever given to married men from the great 32Flavors (who was a lawyer when he wasn’t fucking hot blondes): “Deny, deny, deny”.

That's what I've done on the multiple close calls I've had for sure. So far
So good

[Carmella_love69]

If a wife called my phone I’m just gonna hang up and deny deny deny…