Isn't this exciting news- and that Mike Johnson- only thinks that Democrats are corrupt. Because Joe Biden and his son Hunter had a few shell companies, but because DJT does his corruption publicly- it's not really corruption. Holy Mike Johnson’s bad take is that corruption isn’t corruption if it’s done right out in the open.
Reporter: “Mr. Speaker, you were very critical of President Biden and his family’s foreign business dealings and supported impeachment hearings. are you equally concerned about President Trump’s family’s business dealings as well, especially due to the fact that he’s in a region now where his family has billions of dollars of investments in Doha, and Saudi Arabia, and the fact that he has a crypto business now, where he’s auctioned off access to the White House for the highest bidder?”
Holy Mike [after first lying about Biden and his family]: “whatever President Trump is doing is out in the open. they’re not trying to conceal anything.”
fuck Holy Mike for expecting us to swallow his shit-sandwich.
here’s where Mike’s ridiculous assertion falls apart: for Donny, being openly corrupt is part of the game — because fuck you, that’s why. getting right in your face and daring you to do something about it is what makes corruption fun.
Donny knows that he doesn’t have to hide anything he does — because who’s going to hold him accountable? Congress? fuhgetaboutit. the Department of Justice? oh please. Krazee Eyes Ka$h Patel and Pam Bondi were installed to facilitate Donny’s crimes, not prosecute them. the Supreme Court? don’t make me laugh. they’re the shitwads who put the whole concept of I’m A Very Special Boy into Donny’s head in the first place.
who knows, maybe Chuck Schumer’s writing a strongly-worded letter. yeah, that’ll do it.
And the shitty NYT is no better at describing the corruption- (where do you find morons like this btw)
Donny is a mob boss, and you’re never going to catch him in the act, because he doesn’t leave a paper trail.
that’s how it works. all the dirty work is done with a nod and a wink. here’s how Donny’s former fixer, Michael Cohen, explained it during House testimony in 2019:
“He doesn’t give you questions, he doesn’t give you orders,” Cohen said. “He speaks in a code, and I understand the code because I’ve been around him for a decade.”
Donny’s a two-bit gangster who learned his trade from two experts: his tyrant klansman father, and crooked lawyer Roy Cohn. here’s what they taught him:
don’t you ever fucking write anything down. that’s how you get caught.
Mike Johnson
