There once was a man from Kildaire.......

[Sig9er]

There once was a girl from Shamokin
Who thought her cherry was broken
From riding her bike on a cobblestone pike
But it was really broken from pokin'

[Roothead]

Jon Valby - aka Dr Dirty…. My frat back in the mid-late 80s would schedule JV for our yrly charity fundraising weekend Friday night event, as a prelude to our Saturday night concert fundraiser… amongst my undergrad and grad school memorabilia, I probably have 4/5 JV-DD “event security” T-shirts that have the logo “John Valby gives pianos great hand jobs”

[mba_25]

And we’re back… Did he play this one for you guys? Another of his Ya Ya bits.

There was a young man from Rangoon
Who was born seven months too soon
He didn’t have the luck
To come from a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.