let's hear about weird kinky shit that turns you on..

[Busty]

Originally Posted by Asian Kwai

Doctor here!!!

Summa Cum Laude?

Originally Posted by Michael8219

I’m standing on the highest part of my roof right now. What do I do next?

Simon says, Sit down
or higher coordinates
27.9881° N and 86.9250° E

[Asian Kwai]

Originally Posted by Busty

Summa Cum Laude?

Yes, for my masters degree (4.0 gpa).
I was cum laude for my undergrad with a 3.7 and 3.85 for my doctorate.

[Madison of Houston]

Originally Posted by Asian Kwai

Doctor here!!!

Hello, Doctor.

Lol. I agree with Busty. Intelligence is sexy af, though I don't know if I would call it a kink, lol.

Nerdy/smart men, men in STEM careers, head my way please.

[corona]

Role play can be fun. The lady can be the best friend's hot sister, or need computer help, hot woman in the produce aisle at the grocery store, something along those lines.

[Madison of Houston]

Originally Posted by corona

Role play can be fun. The lady can be the best friend's hot sister, or need computer help, hot woman in the produce aisle at the grocery store, something along those lines.

Lol. Imagine being bent over a stack of oranges. That would cetainly be fresh.

[Michael8219]

Originally Posted by Busty

Simon says, Sit down
or higher coordinates
27.9881° N and 86.9250° E

You’re not on Everest! But I do have that why do you want climb Busty thought process?

Because she’s there and I want to climb those peaks. Now where’s my Sherpa?

[MisterMeat]

Baby oil. I like playing slip n slide before slipping it inside…

[Madison of Houston]

Originally Posted by MisterMeat

Baby oil. I like playing slip n slide before slipping it inside…

That's not kinky, that's just fun.

[Demolition]

Originally Posted by Busty

Summa Cum Laude?

I was nadda cum laude!

[Demolition]

Originally Posted by Busty

Summa Cum Laude?

I was "Nadda Cum Laude" Hahahaha

[Busty]

Originally Posted by Michael8219

You’re not on Everest!

you caught it, I was seeing if anyone was smart enough to figure out the location. Me drooling

Originally Posted by Demolition

I was "Nadda Cum Laude" Hahahaha

Cum Load per se, protein shake time

[Anonymous01]

Originally Posted by Madison of Houston

Exactly. You get me, lol.

"Airtight". I used to do it solo with my (now retired) ATF, using her closet full of toys and her in tight bondage....

[Footfein75]

Originally Posted by Madison of Houston

Haha!

My list:

1. I really like it when men are into butt play on them. It's *super* exciting if like they like to be pegged.
2. I've recently been more and more into tuckus lingus (giving)
3. I like it when men wear women's panties
4. I have a ton more kinks, lol. Pretty garden variety, though. (bdsm/bondage stuff)
5. I'm into Hentai/tentacle porn/kitty girl porn
6. My last big fantasy that I've yet to ever experience is having 5 men at once (like a gb.)

If you want to know more, come see me and we can chat.

hmmmm if ya got a pair of panties i can wear id love to vet a foot job while wearing them....not sure bout a full on pegging but a finger or 2 or small toy would be fun

[pxmcc]

i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed..so, how does this fetish work exactly?

i've also heard of a fetish involving cutting off air supply during auto-stimulation to produce "struck by lightning"-level orgasms. but unfortunately a few peeps went a bit overboard and were found naked and a bit hanged, as it were, unfortunately..

one was a Catholic priest. explain that one to the parishioners..

another strange one. my brother told me that after he got bitten by a black widow spider, he had the best sex of his life. so i asked him if he intentionally gets a widow to bite him, and he just looked at me like i was crazy..

what's a small risk of death versus the best. sex. ever. easy choice..

btw, great posts, ladies and gents of eccieland! keep 'em cumming..

#mega.. aka..
#makeecciegreatagain..

Originally Posted by Anonymous01

"Airtight". I used to do it solo with my (now retired) ATF, using her closet full of toys and her in tight bondage....

[Gangolf]

My girlfriend, from 1996-1997, was quite an exhibitionist, in spite of her librarian appearance, complete with old-fashioned eyeglasses. When we would drive to the beach, which she loved, she would remove her jeans or pants, while we were en route. Often, she would give a few minutes of “road head,” off and on, as I drove. I would not pass trucks, on the left, while she did this, because her bare ass would have been on display to them.

As soon as we reached the beach, her shirt or top would come off. Our favored beach was between High Island and Sabine Pass, a traditional topless beach, and, after driving a few miles from High Island, a nude beach, if one was discreet and watchful. She loved to “feel the breeze,” as she said it. Our sex life was very oral, and I believe that she would have given me a blow job, in full view of other folks, in daylight, if I had gone along with it. As it was, the rhythm of her bare ass would tell the tale, to anyone who bothered to look closely, while her south end was “feeling the breeze.”

Other times, when we were not at the beach, she would get frisky, in public, after the sun went down. Usually, it was oral, but one time we did anal, on the hike/bike trail, along the top of the Addicks Reservoir dam/levee. She dropped her pants, then sucked me into it. We were not near any bushes or other barriers; our only cover was darkness, and distance, and the street lights along Highway 6 meant that it was not all that dark. Her wanting to do anal was a surprise, but we had no condoms, which was one factor. This became the one and only time we did balls-deep anal. (She continued to love “light” ass play.)

Her bravest blowjob was at the Wortham fountain, along Allen Parkway. After sundown, yes, did well-lit. It was cold enough that we were both wearing long jackets, which were loose enough to keep it from being obvious what we were doing. We were seated, side by side, on the edge of the fountain. She leaned over, unzipped my jeans, and went to work.

There were plenty of times that we would stop along a deserted rural road, while she was bottomless, and I would walk around to the passenger door, which she had opened. I would find her kneeling and ready, with her ass aimed at meready for doggy style. She loved my full-sized Chevy Blazer, because it had plenty of room for us to do this.

So, “D” converted me, into liking some amount of risky play. I wish that I could have kept her, but, I was a single dad, and, she could not see herself being a step mom. Later, she let some doc give her meds, for anxiety, which probably curbed her libido. We each married others, eventually. End of an era.

When I started the hobbying again, I sometimes sought street girls, who would do car dates, to recapture, with limited success, the risky public encounters of 1996/1997. Eventually, I found a good one, who would do road head, as we headed to a private spot, but, she moved to DFW. Lately, I can no longer see well enough at night, to cruise for street girls, anyway.