Any advice for a first timer before taking the leap?

[Rocguy3423]

Originally Posted by ben dover

Jeeezus, Rocguy if after reading all this you still want to take a chance you're crazy! Not sure I want to again.

Seriously, obviously know the dangers, was hoping for a little more positive advice....maybe I'm heading back to tinder and such to keep striking out haha

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Rocguy3423

Seriously, obviously know the dangers, was hoping for a little more positive advice....maybe I'm heading back to tinder and such to keep striking out haha

did you get your tutorial scolding on your hygiene ?

bet you never imagined getting a pre scolding on washing yourself properly ...even washing twice or three times

if your not sure if you washed properly

[Handsomelake84]

I know, wash up like a big boy, lol

[JONBALLS]

well, washing your junk

is just one above

"introduce yourself as a gentleman"

not too far away from

"treat her right "

cause we all know these hooks are just

1 bad experience from leaving the biz

and all their regulars behind


so better pay heed and don't ruin it for everyone else dammit

[Rocguy3423]

Sad to say that hygiene and treating them right is things we have to mention. Glad it was but those are blatantly obvious for me especially if I want to meet someone again or others as I know word travels on their end also.

Any advice on AMP's obviously same stuff as above and leaving a tip...but outside of obvious hotel/house places....how do you "ask" for extras in a store front type location

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Rocguy3423

Sad to say that hygiene and treating them right is things we have to mention.

no not from some dude

its none of any guys worry

between you and the girl

they can handle much more

than that nonsense

and if your too dumb you

will get it figured out

with the girl

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Rocguy3423

.how do you "ask" for extras in a store front type location

you don't

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by Rocguy3423

how do you "ask" for extras in a store front type location

uh raise yer jimmie voice an be ...bold!

...fer fucks sakes ...guys look at this poor fellow alls afraid before he dones even started fuckin funnel

...its time to remembers whos ...the ...fuck ya ares an grab life by the pussy an assert ...jimmie dominance once again

[Unique_Carpenter]

Sigh,
It's a 1,2,3 thing.

1. Do your research,
2. Pick a gal with good reviews,
3. Jump into the deep end of the pool.

1,2,3 additional comments:
Research will eliminate the problems mentioned by others.
A gal with good reviews will know how to treat a newbie.
The deep end of the pool is quite fun.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Rocguy3423

Sad to say that hygiene and treating them right is things we have to mention. Glad it was but those are blatantly obvious for me especially if I want to meet someone again or others as I know word travels on their end also.

Any advice on AMP's obviously same stuff as above and leaving a tip...but outside of obvious hotel/house places....how do you "ask" for extras in a store front type location

if any still offer tub, shower, or table shower. Then let wash ya

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

if any still offer tub, shower, or table shower. Then let wash ya

this guy gonna wash so much

skins gonna wrinkle

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

this guy gonna wash so much
skins gonna wrinkle

The Seinfeld episode where George has a shrinkage issue comes to mind.

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

The Seinfeld episode where George has a shrinkage issue comes to mind.

also needs to watch

the Elaine Fake orgasm episode


not only the OP but

about 3/4 the membership here when

writing that Noir review.




and OP make sure you don't skimp

on the size dimensions down to the last mm

length and girth

when endulging in your prowess


it saves the jimmies from creeping your girls

looking for that info

[Rocguy3423]

Well tried to take the leap but when I called this morning for location as planned, no answer and no reply to my texts..

Guess that's my sign I should stay away from the hobby.

[lilylivered]

yep, thats part of the fun.. lol
Went cheap, didnt you....