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					Originally Posted by  Tiny
					 
				 
				No Q phone. So what do I care?  You can't fuck a Q phone, and you can't eat one either. 
			
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Actually, after further research I've determined that Q phones can provide enlightenment, good health and prosperity.  For the next 48 hours, anyone who makes a $5,000 tax deductible contribution to the Free Markets Church of Tiny will receive a free Q phone.  PM me for details.
This is the deal of the lifetime.  If you tried to get something similar from Lucas McCain it would cost 100K.