Public defecation spikes due to public bathroom closures

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson ATX

Listen here, Lucas McCoon. There is one place I don't like to shit, and that's in my pants. If I have to drop a deuce outside since I can't go to McDonald's, starbucks or whatever, so be it.

Stop eating at McDonalds and don't you know that Starbucks brews their coffee with ExLax, it's true. Now if worse comes to worse just carry a Urinal with you or just keep that Big Gulp Cup you get at Circle-K. Hope this helps, lol.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by HoeHummer

Amazing how yous sicadas start buzzing every time a lonely dog barks in the night.

Humpty is the Sultan of Shit. The Duke of defamation. The High Priest of Poop. No matter “who” he is at the time, two things run through his threads — hatred for blacks peoples and love for shit.

LOLLING!

if yous say so, Yssup Rider

Originally Posted by Levianon17

Stop eating at McDonalds and don't you know that Starbucks brews their coffee with ExLax, it's true. Now if worse comes to worse just carry a Urinal with you or just keep that Big Gulp Cup you get at Circle-K. Hope this helps, lol.

alas .. poor turd, he's been flushed by the mod squad yet again. but like Clay Media (humpty turd by any other handle?) he'll be back like a bad rash.

[Munchmasterman]

The big gulp is a 7-11 product, not circle-k. Not too many circle-k around me so I can't tell you that drink name.

Turd would call it toilet water.

Originally Posted by Levianon17

Stop eating at McDonalds and don't you know that Starbucks brews their coffee with ExLax, it's true. Now if worse comes to worse just carry a Urinal with you or just keep that Big Gulp Cup you get at Circle-K. Hope this helps, lol.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

The big gulp is a 7-11 product, not circle-k. Not too many circle-k around me so I can't tell you that drink name.

Turd would call it toilet water.

a big gulp holds lots of beer, butt you'd know that, right?


BAHHAAA

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

The big gulp is a 7-11 product, not circle-k. Not too many circle-k around me so I can't tell you that drink name.

Turd would call it toilet water.

It doesn't matter. 7-11, Circle-K they are both owned by the same motherfuckers.

[Clay Media]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

if yous say so, Yssup Rider





alas .. poor turd, he's been flushed by the mod squad yet again. but like Clay Media (humpty turd by any other handle?) he'll be back like a bad rash.

Did someone summon me? If someone says my name, or flushes the toilet three times in a row, then I appear.

I've taken probably 60 to 80 shits outside since the "pandemic".

[Jacuzzme]

Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson ATX

I often look for streetwalkers in bad parts of town at night. Bad parts of town at night do not often have bathrooms. I usually have to shit in an alley or a parking lot. I worry about being caught on camera.

I wouldn’t visit a lady if I had taken a shit between the appointment and my last shower. You could wipe your ass 100 times and it’s still gonna reek, likely effecting your junk as well. Bad form man.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Clay Media

Did someone summon me? If someone says my name, or flushes the toilet three times in a row, then I appear.

I've taken probably 60 to 80 shits outside since the "pandemic".

No. you weren't summoned.

[matchingmole]

[winn dixie]

I too enjoy taking outside shits!

But only on blm "art" the messican flag and on antifa members nikes..

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaa

[Clay Media]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

No. you weren't summoned.

Well can you find a way to summon a fresh clean toilet with plenty of soft fluffy toilet paper?

[matchingmole]

[Munchmasterman]

You brought it up, douche-bag. You're enough of an expert to feel you need to comment?
You're definitely a top-ten asshole poster on here. I'm thinking #7 but an arguement for #5 could be made. Not trumpy standards of course.
Why do you drink beer out of a used big gulp cup?
You make the same claim about a Prestone antifreeze jug.

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

a big gulp holds lots of beer, butt you'd know that, right?


BAHHAAA

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

You brought it up, douche-bag. You're enough of an expert to feel you need to comment?
You're definitely a top-ten asshole poster on here. I'm thinking #7 but an arguement for #5 could be made. Not trumpy standards of course.
Why do you drink beer out of a used big gulp cup?
You make the same claim about a Prestone antifreeze jug.

All the best
ECCIE Worldwide

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

All the best
ECCIE Worldwide

Yep. He will have mail