Would you bang Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?

[oeb11]

AM is a wide-eyed hard core Liberal !
would it not be fun to F... one just once and enjoy it. ?????

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I'm still really good friends with my undergrad roommates and they still give me shit all of these years later about the chicks I would fuck. I turn it around on them though and I blame them for letting me have a few beers too many and they should have saved me from myself.

It's kind of funny to me because I don't even remember what those chicks even looked like and they love fucking with me to remind me. I know I don't like chubby chicks but a buddy swears up and down that I fucked one. He's probably correct, but I simply don't remember whether he is being truthful with me or not so I just take his word for it. I remember messing around with a chubby chick one highly intoxicated night, but I don't remember fucking her. LOL

So would I fuck AOC? Yeah, she's probably a freak in bed. She has enough crazy in her to make you curious. She does come across as a chick to be sure to sleep with one eye open if she spends the night though because crazy eyes don't lie and she definitely has them. I'd fuck a chick like that and after I was done, I would just run to another room in my house and hide so she can't find me.

Actually, I believe you. You were afraid to fight me so you hid from me like a pussy. It figures you are afraid of a girl.

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by smokedog01

You do not have any kids. Or a basement. Or three Ivy League degrees.You write like a remedial sixth grader. The funny thing about you is that you are too stupid to understand that everyone in here regardless of party affiliation laughs at you. Then again I guess it is possible that you can get an Ivy league degree without taking a single english lit or poly sci class.

You smoked LM like the little punk he is!

We all see him for the pathetic fraud he is - 3 Ivy League degrees? ROTLMAO!

[Reeds]

She looks OK, but mostly I want the strength and stamina to fuck as hard as some members here fuck their keyboards.

[pfunkdenver]

There's probably about a million to one chance that AOC would fuck anybody from this board.

What a waste of a thread!

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by pfunkdenver

There's probably about a million to one chance that AOC would fuck anybody from this board.

What a waste of a thread!

Don't be so sure. I emailed her Congressional office with a link to this thread. Maybe she'll be intrigued. Alexandria, to sweeten the pot, I'll donate $5000 to the Maria Delight Soup Kitchen of Brooklyn if you'll do me. They could really use the help, and without that $5000 there are going to be that many more children who'll go hungry next week. If you care about the children you'll fuck me.

Don't be deceived by the name. Soy un enanito peligroso que siempre satisface a la mujer, en la cama. I've never had any complaints about Little Tiny.

[oeb11]

Tiny - if the offer is accepted - please be sure to video the encounter for posterity.

enquiring Liberal minds will want to know!

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by oeb11

Tiny - if the offer is accepted - please be sure to video the encounter for posterity.

enquiring Liberal minds will want to know!

Alexandria, just so you'll know, I'm not going to video it, and won't put a MAGA hat on your head and take photos, like what LustyLad said he'd do. All you'd have to worry about is a night of unbridled passion. So you might become addicted to Little Tiny, which to tell the truth is huge.

[oeb11]

Bill Clinton will be so disappointed!!!

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by Tiny

I'm not going to... take photos, like what LustyLad said he'd do.

Too late!

[hazmat]

I'd bang her, but I wouldn't respect her in the morning...before or after. I'd tell her the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was my cock.

[The_Waco_Kid]

AOC deserves a dirty sanchez



BAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Lou Spowells]

I would shoot a creampie into AOC..then she could toss my salad after I take a Humpty dump.

[oeb11]

Originally Posted by hazmat

I'd bang her, but I wouldn't respect her in the morning...before or after. I'd tell her the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was my cock.

Well done - good Sir!

[dilbert firestorm]