Would you bang Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?

[oeb11]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

She's definitely fuckable. It would probably be very wise to bring some duct tape to cover her mouth though so she can't talk because I don't give a fuck what a dumb bimbo has to say.

I don't think she is bad looking. She is just annoying, silly and immature to me. I've definitely fucked worse than her though if we are judging solely on appearance. She's at least a decent enough looking that I would not be embarrassed like I've been a few times when I woke up in the morning and looked at the chick who was in bed with me... I still need some therapy because of my beer goggles when I was a kid. Many were not a pretty sight and were quite disturbing. I took a lot of long showers back then because I felt so dirty. LOL

Alcohol: Go to bed at 2 with a 10 - wake at up at 10 with a 2.

An almost universal experience.



and - fervent prayers for 2-3 months if the condom broke.




And - On Topic - NO - not even with 9500's penis.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

I wonder if she talks while giving head?

She's so dumb you might have to explain what the term means, lol.

[oeb11]

She's a barkeep - she Knows - what is 'head' under the table.

[rexdutchman]

She s so BSC she wake up and "change her mind and have your ass arrest "me too shit "

[LexusLover]

There are so many other options ....

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Shes a crazy ugly horse face BITCH!

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I've definitely fucked worse than her though if we are judging solely on appearance. She's at least a decent enough looking that I would not be embarrassed like I've been a few times when I woke up in the morning and looked at the chick who was in bed with me... I still need some therapy because of my beer goggles when I was a kid. Many were not a pretty sight and were quite disturbing. I took a lot of long showers back then because I felt so dirty. LOL

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Donkey gonna donkey

Like Lucas, Oeb and others, in my younger days I woke up from time to time with 2's that looked like 10's the night before. In fact, for a while I was God's Gift to Fat Women. And yes I felt dirty.

Anyway, tying this in with Winn Dixie's and Why_Yes_I_Do's posts, there are things worse than waking up with a crazy ugly horse face bitch. How about waking up with an actual horse?

In an area close to Cartagena, Colombia, most of the men have banged donkeys -- see this video:

http://www.virtuosochannel.com/2014/...tradition.html

This is ironic, because Cartagena has some really beautiful women. And these guys are doing donkeys.

I mentioned this to my favorite Cuban stripper, who grew up on a farm, who said the majority of men in her community learned how to make love with animals too.

Not to condemn this, maybe it's just a cultural difference. You know how when you log onto eccie and sometimes a page full of provider ads pops up? Maybe if we were in Colombia a couple of photos of donkeys would be mixed in with the women. And some hardy soul like Chung Tran, who's braver than the rest of us, would write a review about his favorite burro.

Anyway, horse face or not, AOC is very doable IMHO.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by Tiny

And some hardy soul like Chung Tran, who's braver than the rest of us, would write a review about his favorite burro.

I'm sure he already has, but I ain't wading through his 251 reviews to find it!

As for me, yes I would take AOC out drinking and pretend to be a wimpy libtard while I made up crazy stories about hanging out with Bernie at a hippie commune, blowing up army recruiting stations with Bill Ayers, how best to sabotage Amazon's business strategies, and why Karl Marx was the greatest economist who ever lived.

After we wound up back at her place and hastily ripped each other's clothes off, I would tie her to the bed posts and make her wear a MAGA hat while I eagerly slammed the big salami home. Then I would quickly disappear, post the naked MAGA pic of her on twitter the next day and laugh while she tried to explain what happened to her millions of idiot followers.

[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by Tiny

Like Lucas, Oeb and others, in my younger days I woke up from time to time with 2's that looked like 10's the night before.

I'm still really good friends with my undergrad roommates and they still give me shit all of these years later about the chicks I would fuck. I turn it around on them though and I blame them for letting me have a few beers too many and they should have saved me from myself.

It's kind of funny to me because I don't even remember what those chicks even looked like and they love fucking with me to remind me. I know I don't like chubby chicks but a buddy swears up and down that I fucked one. He's probably correct, but I simply don't remember whether he is being truthful with me or not so I just take his word for it. I remember messing around with a chubby chick one highly intoxicated night, but I don't remember fucking her. LOL

So would I fuck AOC? Yeah, she's probably a freak in bed. She has enough crazy in her to make you curious. She does come across as a chick to be sure to sleep with one eye open if she spends the night though because crazy eyes don't lie and she definitely has them. I'd fuck a chick like that and after I was done, I would just run to another room in my house and hide so she can't find me.

[smokedog01]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I'm still really good friends with my undergrad roommates and they still give me shit all of these years later about the chicks I would fuck. I turn it around on them though and I blame them for letting me have a few beers too many and they should have saved me from myself.

It's kind of funny to me because I don't even remember what those chicks even looked like and they love fucking with me to remind me. I know I don't like chubby chicks but a buddy swears up and down that I fucked one. He's probably correct, but I simply don't remember whether he is being truthful with me or not so I just take his word for it. I remember messing around with a chubby chick one highly intoxicated night, but I don't remember fucking her. LOL

So would I fuck AOC? Yeah, she's probably a freak in bed. She has enough crazy in her to make you curious. She does come across as a chick to be sure to sleep with one eye open if she spends the night though because crazy eyes don't lie and she definitely has them. I'd fuck a chick like that and after I was done, I would just run to another room in my house and hide so she can't find me.

Virgin detected

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by smokedog01

Virgin detected

if you say so

[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by smokedog01

Virgin detected

I don't even know what dumb shit that even means unless my kids are not mine. What's your deal you angry bitter punk? You sure talk a lot of shit without saying anything. You seem to have quite the odd fondness for me. You're worse than some of these disgruntled bitches I've cut ties with over the years. Fuck, you definitely come across as one crazy bitch I knew. That stupid bitch keyed my fucking car. Looking back, she comes across as more stable than you are because at least I knew her name and I actually knew her. I don't even know your sorry pathetic ass. Be better than a retard or don't. That's up to you and is of no concern of mine.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by smokedog01

Virgin detected

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I don't even know what dumb shit that even means. What's your deal you angry bitter punk? You sure talk a lot of shit without saying anything. You seem to have quite the odd fondness for me. You're worse than some of these disgruntled bitches I've cut ties with over the years. Fuck, you definitely come across as one crazy bitch I knew. That stupid bitch keyed my fucking car. Looking back, she comes across as more stable than you are because at least I knew her name and I actually knew her. I don't even know your sorry pathetic ass. Be better than a retard or don't. That's up to you.

Huh? All that fuming and fulminating over 2 words?

Sounds like you really ARE a virgin, Lukey.

What good are those 3 Ivy degrees when you can't even get laid?

Sad!

[smokedog01]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I don't even know what dumb shit that even means unless my kids are not mine. What's your deal you angry bitter punk? You sure talk a lot of shit without saying anything. You seem to have quite the odd fondness for me. You're worse than some of these disgruntled bitches I've cut ties with over the years. Fuck, you definitely come across as one crazy bitch I knew. That stupid bitch keyed my fucking car. Looking back, she comes across as more stable than you are because at least I knew her name and I actually knew her. I don't even know your sorry pathetic ass. Be better than a retard or don't. That's up to you and is of no concern of mine.

You do not have any kids. Or a basement. Or three Ivy League degrees.You write like a remedial sixth grader. The funny thing about you is that you are too stupid to understand that everyone in here regardless of party affiliation laughs at you. Then again I guess it is possible that you can get an Ivy league degree without taking a single english lit or poly sci class.

[Lucas McCain]

If it makes you feel better, go along with that narrative. Why the fuck would I care? Hell, believe I'm homeless and dropped out of middle school if it makes you feel better about your pathetic self. Why the fuck would I care? LOL

You're a broke chump who I could buy and sell 50X's over. How do I know this? People with money like me don't care about the shit you mention and are not jealous. It's that simple and not that hard to comprehend. I don't give a fuck what people have. I have plenty and I don't concern myself about their credentials. You have nothing, so you concern yourself about mine and others that you know you are vastly beneath in the social grand scheme of society. You're broke and pathetic and you will stay that way. You can believe I am as well but you would definitely be wasting your time.

[smokedog01]

It is funny that you thinking adding "lol" to the end of every post adds depth.