ISO Number Crunch

[7aurelius]

Pradise would respond if you said you were in Antarctica and wanted a incall

[DownForWhatever]

Originally Posted by 7aurelius

Pradise would respond if you said you were in Antarctica and wanted a incall

True Dat!

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by FunMonday

Great post and thank you. I see no issue with a provider responding in ISO to help build her client base and reputation but some of the these providers have been responding to the majority of ISO requests for 5+ years. I have to wonder how good thier service is if they spend the majority of thier time looking for new clients and driving all over DFW. Or thier pimps don't have any other way to advertise.

I think what the problem is when the person posting the ISO request with specifics gets these responses such as "available" that don't fit his request, the same providers have responded to every ISO just posted.Total waste of time for the guys looking unless it's what the guy wants. They need to work on getting some regulars

[cavmen]

Someone has too much time on their hand. lol

Thank you for analyzing

[TexTushHog]

Of of the previous posts reminds me of a joke:


A guy walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.

All three sit down at the bar. The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’ll ya have?” The man says, “Gimme a beer.” The ostrich says, “I’ll have one too.” The cat says, “I want two beers, but I’m only gonna pay half price.” The bartender serves up four beers, and tells the man, “that’ll be $12.67.” The man reaches in his pocket and without even looking sets exact change down on the bar.

After they finish their beers, the bartender asks, “anything else?” The man says, “Gimme a shot of bourbon.”

The ostrich says, “I’ll have one too.” The cat says, “I want a double bourbon, but I’m only gonna pay half price.”

The bartender serves them and says, “That’s $14.03.” The man reaches into his pocket and without even looking again sets exact change on the bar.


After that round, the bartender says, “What else will ya have?” The man says, “I need a Jack and Coke.” The ostrich says, “Me too!” The cat says, “I want two Jack and Cokes, and I’m only paying...”

“Half price, I know,” says the bartender. He sets them up and says, “$16.38, please.” The man reaches in his pocket a third time, and again sets exact change on the bar without counting it out.

The bartender asks the man, “How is it that every time you pay for your drink order, you can set exact change on the bar without looking?”

The man says, “Well, some years ago I was walking on the beach in Egypt, and I found a magic lamp in the sand. I rubbed it, and a genie appeared and granted me three wishes for setting him free. So, with the first wish, I wished that no matter what I ever wanted to buy, I would always have exact change for it in my pocket.”

The bartender says, “That’s brilliant! Most people would wish for a million or five million or whatever. This way, you’ll never run out of money, you don’t have to worry about carrying it, and you’ll never be robbed! Absolutely brilliant.”

The man says, “I know, and thank you!”

The bartender says, “So what did you ask for with your other two wishes?” The man said “A chick with long legs and a tight pussy.”

[DownForWhatever]

Nice one, Tush!

...I wonder how many people know what a Tush Hog is....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62vSTLXAe_Q

[Margin Walker]

Originally Posted by 7aurelius

Pradise would respond if you said you were in Antarctica and wanted a incall

Even if you specified that you only wanted a red haired albino midget amputee in Antarctica...she or whoever watches the ISOs 24/7 on her behalf would respond “available”

[leslie@nn]

I actually love these posts! Very informative!!

[DownForWhatever]

Originally Posted by leslie@nn

I actually love these posts! Very informative!!

Thank You, Leslie@ann...I've gotten some good feedback from other ladies as well.

Stay Tuned!

[cavmen]

Can you crunch some numbers for AMP section?
Most reviews/reviewed.
Chance of fake review
Chance of promoting
Frequency
and whatever other numbers that is possible.

[DownForWhatever]

Originally Posted by cavmen

Can you crunch some numbers for AMP section?
Most reviews/reviewed.
Chance of fake review
Chance of promoting
Frequency
and whatever other numbers that is possible.

I'll probably get around to it...someday.

Welcome Wagon is next

[LustyBustyGina38FF]

I learned so much about the ISO now, sometimes I read them to see who responds to the ISO .
Thanks DFW

[BLM69]

Exhibit A

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2645519

[fozziewockabear]

Originally Posted by BLM69

Exhibit A

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2645519

LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂

[alaine]

TFF