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Originally Posted by Doglegg
Yeah.
Scheduled a time for a stripper to come over to the house.
She shows up four hours late in a car that woke up the neighborhood because the muffler fell off and the door screech when opening and closing the door.
Yep all porch lights came on except mine as I really was attempting to be discrete. That fell through.
Get her in the house, exchange funds, start up some old rock n roll for her to dance to, and as she strips down to her g-string there it is, the pull string for the party popper.
Alright, let's at least get a bj out of the deal. No such thing as a bad bj you say? I will fly the BS flag on that one.
Nope, did not even get to try anal.
So that $175 was her Christmas present.
The experience was mine.
She even called me up to see if I wanted her New Years special. I politely declined as she had already fucked me once.
Red Wings - first marriage when horniness could drive me into many questionable decisions.
If it were to happen nowadays...this is the reason anal will always be included in the menu.
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Agree. SO is a different thing Id willingly make an exception for. Things for love right?
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