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Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
It's about the same percent of those who can't eat pussy worth a fuck.. It's not that I don't like DATY it's just I can't come to grips to tell you that you SUCK!
But seriously most guys open there mouth wide like there about to get a BBC or some shit then the drool is just ridiculous.. Some of yall kiss like them guppies that you see on fish tanks and it's just nasty... Or there teeth hit yours & Im like HELP HELP..
Or the ones that lick your face WTF Ive been in some weird situations... Memorable yes but not in a good way but it gives me a good laugh when I think back..
Especially the time this one tard was kissing me & his teeth fell out lmfao I just felt something fall and hit my leg I look down & its his teeth I'm like seriously...
He said he was trying a new glue and obviously it wasn't strong enough.. It was a crazy situation but I had already been use to brushing my grandmas teeth it didn't freak me out as bad lmfao
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Um yeah...TFF...Essentially gnawing your pussy, slobbering your face, head-butting your teeth, drooling loads of spit, dropping teeth.
That whole situation sounds like a Freddie Kruger Nightmare on Elm Street kind of session. Lol