Paystubs?

[Gotyour6]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

... I swear this is why I have stayed away from this site for so long... LOL... Seems to be a place were lonely men make themselves feel better by Internet bullying.. and putting women down for the most part... only relevant responses I've gotten was from a woman on this thread...

Also what's soo funny about a hard working woman squirming because she can't find a place to LIVE!!/rent?!?!... And then have the nerve to put me down and laugh because I have a hard time finding a place to live...

You are not having a hard time finding a place to live.
You are having a hard time figuring out how to commit fraud to show you have an income.

I pay taxes because i work and the "do nothings" in this country reap the benefits of me doing so.

You get paid under the table and get to keep all your money and you come on here where working people pay taxes asking how to skirt around that.

The one person that replied is one that knows how to beat the system.

Maybe go into the hooker part of the site and ask them how they beat the system instead of looking at the people that pay.

[Guest072118]

Originally Posted by Gotyour6

The one person that replied is one that knows how to beat the system.

While I had a beat the system answer I personally advocate ladies pay up. Ive posted Gusto and about PEO services many times on this board and talked to fellow hooks too.

The IRS does not give a crap what the business is as long as you are paying the man.

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by ElleW

While I had a beat the system answer I personally advocate ladies pay up. Ive posted Gusto and about PEO services many times on this board and talked to fellow hooks too.

The IRS does not give a crap what the business is as long as you are paying the man.

This is a great post it's great to have an expert on what the parasites at the IRS are thinking.

Elle if you could be of great use to a poor working peasant can you fill me in on how the little devils at the SEC makes some of their decisions? Their bullshit seems awfully arbitrary to me three quarters of the time. Jealous cocksuckers.

[Carlos Danger]

Originally Posted by cowboy8055

That will leave Carlos out of the loop

Tho it may appear as a board rivalry here, I see a fond comaraderie in a fella that absorbs my content with great interest and vigour whew

[xxxalyssaxxx]

Originally Posted by ElleW

Search Google 'make a pay stub'. sites pops up you can make them. There are a bunch.

You could just pay yourself legit as well with Gusto.com, its an online real payroll company. Its about $40 a month for a legit payroll checks with taxes, health care, 401, etc. Go legit on pay so you wont have this issue.

This is great! I'd really love more information, ElleW. Would you mind me texting you for more details?

[Guest072118]

Next, why are you asking me? You are the expert on everything around here so you should know the answer, yes?

Alyssa you can text me. Check out Gusto.com too, one stop shop for payroll, healthcare, 401k, etc.

[Next Best Thing]

Sorry snookums I thought you might be able to help

[egg585]

If you deposit into a bank account, I wouldn't be surprised if a bank statement will work. As long as you have regular-ish deposits I don't think they will care.
Then again, I got around the problem by throwing.money at it. Didn't have credit, so I just offered to pay multiple months in cash. Pretty much ended the questions.

[cowboy8055]

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger

Tho it may appear as a board rivalry here, I see a fond comaraderie in a fella that absorbs my content with great interest and vigour whew

I must have missed that part LOL

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger

Tho it may appear as a board rivalry here, I see a fond comaraderie in a fella that absorbs my content with great interest and vigour whew

Fuckin Carlos

[SweetElizabeth]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

My lease is going to be up soon and I'm looking to move.. only issue is I don't have income to verify employment bank account history won't work bc I use a safety security box at my bank for most of my money..ANY help regarding how to get a few pay stubs or a LEGIT website to make them?

***Also willing to exchange services or pay if someone with a business is willing to provide me with them!***

XO-

Lilly*

Lilly, please pay your taxes. I mean, after all, you use the schools, roads, and libraries etc

It's quite simple. You can check the Upstate ladies lounge and powder room on how to do it.

THEN you can SHOW your income.

Don't be scared. Just do it!

(HUG)
Liz

[bobmidnight]

Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth

Lilly, please pay your taxes. I mean, after all, you use the schools, roads, and libraries etc
(HUG)
Liz

Hooks in the top 1% being told to pay their fare share, whew.

[keeponrisin]

I recently stopped paying income taxes

It comes from the top

Smart people don't pay income taxes

[Skithebeast]

If I was a Hook I'd treat by business as a BUSINESS. I'd Create an LLC which can be done fairly inexpensively. Name the LLC whatever you want. ie Lilly's Aerobic Instruction. Open a business checking acct and pull a salary from your LLC. Do your quarterly taxes, start paying into social security. Open a SEP - simplified employee pension for business owners. I know a lot of LLC's that operate strictly on a cash basis because of the high fees associated with credit card processors. Plan your work and work your plan. This post is strictly fictitious

[dubstepper69]

Man Lilly is hot