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			I was at Annie's getting my back unkinked.  The girl was new and didn't have a lot of English.  At the end when she hit me with the hot towel, I pretended it was too hot.  A total asshole jerk move, but there are times when that is me to a t.  It would have been bad enough scaring one of the regulars I know but getting this girl to understand I wasn't going to die was a chore.  I laughed and felt guilty and Annie yelled at me. 
 
I was with a young lady I see fairly regularly.  We talk a lot and I thought she would enjoy some things that she didn't think she would.  I finally talked her into trying something new.  Now this girl has good IOP but it is quiet, she is no yeller.  As I was ministering to her, her eyes rolled up into her head and she started saying OMG, OMG, OMG.  That someone would actually say out loud OMG cracked me up.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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