Hot Trix The Chef

[bamadog78]

Nice comeback. I could only hope to achieve a third nay 1/8 of the jiggalo status that you have escalated too.....lol

I'll be here all week

[hotrix1]

Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

Hotrix my cereal of choice is Frosted mini-wheats

Glad to see you back. Was getting worried. Just want you to know I harbor no residual animosity for the past. OK?

Wet's move foward from this in hawmony. Can we aww go back to being fwends? Pweeese? Just no mowe pwaying favowites with pwovidews, Ok?

Hewe's my owive bwanch.

[rrabbit6926]

I hold no grudge either we are all here on this board for the hobby we all enjoy.

Should we roll the credits with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ

[Jjsunday]

Originally Posted by hotrix1

Not that I'd mind telling you, but I made a promise to my mentor at the Man-Whore Institute of Dickology, Deuce Bigelow's French cousin,Très Grandbelow never to reveal these secrets to anyone. Maybe I can be your mentor, if you prove yourself to be worthy. LOL

FYI, Addie drained me so dry last night. I could only shoot blanks today at the range.
JK, I still nailed what I was aiming at. LMAO

OOOoo mentor Us Great One !!!!!!!

I am having to pull up my pants legs the shit is getting deep in here !!!!!!!

[hotrix1]

Originally Posted by Jjsunday

OOOoo mentor Us Great One !!!!!!!

I am having to pull up my pants legs the shit is getting deep in here !!!!!!!

....shit runs even deeper. -Très Grandbelow

Now I got to go to Church to confess for my sins. Hope the nuns look cute today. LMFAO

[Hemi 61]

Hot, you come up with some funny stuff

[hotrix1]

Originally Posted by Hemi 61

Hot, you come up with some funny stuff

......Ah dunno if mah cussin Trix wud lahk dat. Whut du yu meen bah funny, duz yu meen funny Haha? or yu meen funny straynge. Ah hopes yu meenin funny haha. Cuz naw mah cussin Trix he alluz been de klas klown cuz he git board reel eze in skool. See he aint smart lahk me. But nutting wud detar 'im, sho nuff he peyd fer it, peyd fer it gud. See dem penguins git mad, an dey trah te beet DETAR out uv'im.

Naw whut iz dat handul of yers? HEMI, Ah lahks de soun uv dat. Izzat lahk de appozit uv HOMO? Ah sho du howp so. Cuz mah cussin Trix sey, "ain nuttin rong be'in a hamashexshul, jus don't cum neer me". Behsahds dat, cussin Trix sez dis be de pleys te'find me sum pussy. Aint no room fer no hamashexshul wit deyr ideyurs and ay'genders roun heer.

Oh, oh. Heer cums dat mentul midjit Elmer. Ahm gunna git whey frum heem. Heem n ah jes don git lawng, dat bawld hedded fuk. Unhuh.

[bamadog78]

This talk reminds me of my travels

[hotrix1]

You know bettew than that. SHUT UP, be vewwy, vewwy quiet!!!.

Stupid wetard, doesn't he know Twix just wet's him uses his handwle so he can talk to pweshus_b? Any of you guys seen Pweshus? ohhhhh pweshus!! Where are you????

Twix wet's me use it so if can find Wwabbit. Twix is nice wike that. But we made fwends with Wwabbit again. At weast I think so.



That wetard is going to bwow evewithing for Twix. Bwabbing behind his back wike that. He could get in big twouble wetting me and that wetard use his account. Wemme go so I can hunt that fucking ignowant wetard.
And pweeese don't say anything to Twix......Pwetty ppweeeese? You know he get's wike my fwend Sam(aka Jjsunday) when he's mad.

[Hemi 61]

Funny - haha, of course. The cute nuns made me forget my "headache"

[hotrix1]

Originally Posted by Hemi 61

Funny - haha, of course. The cute nuns made me forget my "headache"

These 2 shitheads are pissing me off. Dammit, Karl, You stupid nimrod. Shut up about them nuns. You know that they give me nightmares. Except for these "NUNS"
And you Elmer, you bald headed fuck. Don't let me have to get a nun to beat your ass either. She won't be the pretty kind either. I know you like to be spanked, you fucking perv.

I told you boys to play nice. I leave to try and get me some piece of ass off a cute nun after confession.
I fix her this:[IMG]

And I come back to this shit? I'm going to have to fix you both good. SAM, Where are you? Dammit, You're never around when I need someone shot. Where the fuck is that bowlegged buffoon?

Don't make me have to call in one of our MODTARD NAZI's to clean this shit up. You boys just can't keep it quiet I let you use my account for your stupid shit.

[Jjsunday]

Who you need Shot




And those Nun Damn I want in to some of that I just got out of the shower and ready for that 3sum

[hotrix1]

Can't you do anything right? I ask for help with these idiots and you show up without pants on? And water guns? What the fuck?
That's typical, day late and a dollar short. You don't even have shorts on. Shit!!!

I have to call on the MODTARD NAZI now. I don't have a choice anymore!!


This thread has gone hopelessly off topic. Cpal!!!!

Please close this thread. These idiots hijacked this thread while I was away from my keyboard!!! Unauthorized use!!!
Good thing Buckwheat hadn't got wind of it yet.

[hotrix1]

You called?You know I'm Wookin' Pa Nub in here too.

Trix, ya got sum you kin pas on daown wen you dun?

An' Botemanyeti, too bad ya dawn't hav de brayns to teyk BUFFOONERY ta de nex levul into SATIRE. Heyll, ya CUNT evun spel. Evun Buh'wheat knows itz speld B-U-F-F-O-O-N-E-R-Y. Ya Fule.

[The Grey Monster]

Originally Posted by Addison Nash

Don't let this man fool you. He has a side to him that will knock a girls pants off.

He invited me to dinner.... He cooked..... I came... again & again.

Im shocked with Ms. Nash, a provider,,,a girl who we took an interest in,, thanking a guy for coming over.

To do that in an open discussion public forum is priceless.