Houston's Best BBBJ providers

[N.M.]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Technically, when she is making fun of you for having no dick and unable to fuck her for more than two minutes, I don't really see that as advertising...I just kind of see that as her laughing about how absurd you are for trying to insult her nonstop when you couldn't last more than two minutes with her....hey, it's happened to me before when I was a teenager. I told my friends and they laughed at me. I told them to fuck off and said my girlfriend just had some really good pussy that my dick was not use to and I moved on, but I never blamed her, I blamed my dick...move on like I did years ago and fix your dick trigger...the little dick thing is just something you'll have to live with though. Some things just can't be fixed my friend.

Originally Posted by gtoman

Probably one of the best posts written on ECCIE.

And here I am agreeing with Clueless2MinMan ^ not only one of the best posts yet but also true and fucking hilarious. You should really listen to Luca's advice, that way you can actually experience someone's BBBJ skills and STAY ON TOPIC in threads like this one instead of being worried about a provider's use of measurements symbols...

Now either get on topic or stop hijacking the thread with your clueliness and nonsense.

Thanks in advance poodle, see if you could last longer than 2 mins, it wouldn't be that hard,

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by MartinDecosta

AlyssaXOXO. Nothing and no one compares to her.

Thanks babe!

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by gtoman

Every one of your posts on here is essentially advertising. I guess you are too dumb to realize that or you know it but want to believe it isn't true.

Why are you so worried about what she does?

What you fail to realize is that every time you post regarding her your giving her free advertising...

[Guest100116]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Why are you so worried about what she does?

What you fail to realize is that every time you post regarding her your giving her free advertising...

The same could be said for you.

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by cctex

The same could be said for you.

DUH

[Dynalow96]

Originally Posted by nikkivikkisix

One day when our schedules meet up,we can go for 3,lol.....or I can just bring you to the edge over and over.......again

OK, That's it! You've got me crazy with wanton lust for your sexiness. We will go for it all as soon as I get a window of orgasmic opportunity!

[Dynalow96]

Originally Posted by Dynalow96

In no particular order from what I've experienced.

Nikkivikkisix
Vikki Markov*
Fancyinheels
Amberance
Allisonofhouston (retired)*
Beau Derriere (cant find her anymore)*
Dallas Rain*
Courtney St. Clair*
Anna Nikkole
Britney1984*
*denotes 2 pops same session and with a great attitude. That's saying a lot for this old dude,

And damn my old senile ass I forgot one of the best
LUVS TO PURR she at least with me was great and know how to stretch me out long but once she decided to take it OMG!

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Dynalow96

In no particular order from what I've experienced.

Nikkivikkisix
Vikki Markov*
Fancyinheels
Amberance
Allisonofhouston (retired)*
Beau Derriere (cant find her anymore)*
Dallas Rain*
Courtney St. Clair*
Anna Nikkole
Britney1984*
*denotes 2 pops same session and with a great attitude. That's saying a lot for this old dude,

Thank you for including me, hon. I might have to attempt two with you someday.

I've always been of the opinion that one big volcanic blast after teetering on the precipice is a most memorable eruption.

[Richiej281]

Originally Posted by enderwiggin

When you find one who actually deep-throats, let me know. I mean really deep-throats, not banging the back of her mouth on the head of my cock. I'm talking about milking me with her swallow reflex.

THIS RIGHT HERE. That's the move that puts a woman in the upper echelon of oral talents. I've only had one girl do this to me (a civi) and that was euphoric.

[Dynalow96]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Thank you for including me, hon. I might have to attempt two with you someday.

I've always been of the opinion that one big volcanic blast after teetering on the precipice is a most memorable eruption.

That would be great Miss Fancy. I agree with you but once in a while when you're old like me it just makes a person feel like they're still alive to go twice. Course it takes a little time but its worth it.

Hope you're well and that things are getting back to normal.

[MartinDecosta]

Jealous much?

[JohnnyBravo70]

Mzluvly
Vikkimarkov

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by MartinDecosta

Jealous much?

Jealous of what a KNOWN OUTTING WHORE LMFAO

You're funny

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by MartinDecosta

Jealous much?

Babe, don't mind the badly built troll. She can only blame so much on bad genetics, the rest is lack of self discipline. Jealousy has been eating her up for over 3 years now. If anything, feel sad for her She has bigger things to worry about aside from her Obsession with me... Heh

[MartinDecosta]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Jealous of what a KNOWN OUTTING WHORE LMFAO

You're funny

Hi Dorthy, I have had the pleasure of AlyssaXOXO's company and the thing that really caught my fancy was not only her to-die-for body and looks but her lady-like demeanour. Now, don't get me wrong, you look gorgeous and I don't know you personally but I think you have an unhealthy obsession with Alyssa. What she did or didn't do makes no difference to me or anyone else as for that matter.I have followed almost every thread dedicated to this matter and I have found no objective proof about your allegations.Remember, this is Alyssa's profession as much as it is yours. I really like your witty repartees and your quick wit but some of the things you say are really not lady like. I know you don't give a fuck about what I think of you but believe me, you could win over a lot of us if you stop with your shenanigans. Again, this is not to disrespect you as you clearly are intelligent, smart and sexy. It is just that I feel that you are not being fair to someone I really like. Peace!