Weirdest Place You Had Sex

[Enchanterlingum]

When I was hosting an overnight talk show on a small religious station in rural Kansas. I had a call in guest pushing a book and let him yammer on for about 15 minutes. I cut the studio mics and had some drops of me saying "really," "yeah," "mmmhmm," "tell us more about that", etc programmed into the Instant Replay. I'd just reach over and mash one of those buttons from time to time to keep him talking. To this day, I have no idea what the fuck he even said

[the mighty quinn]

Seeing a lot of hotel ones. When I worked at a hotel front desk, came up behind my co-work, pulled out and hiked up her skirt. Glad it was a slow night.

At a resort the outdoor pool had a small shed for the heater and pumps. Water wasn't the only thing that got pumped in there.

[heartlover]

I took a girl out of a bar in NYC and we did it on the sidewalk while people gathered around and watched.

[Hillcountry 3833]

Back row of a cemetery. Teenagers in the 70's

[Guest091417]

In a Cemetery, and on the roof of a house.

[Rakhir]

Was at a very upscale restaurant with friends and hit it off with our waitress. Excused myself from the table and met her near the back of the establishment where she pulled me into the walk in refrigerator in the kitchen where I bent her of the stacked boxes of iceberg lettuce. Afterwards I made my way back to the table where others were still chatting and sat down. She came by about 10 min later with the check. Needless to say she got a very nice tip from me.

I did kind of always wonder how the rest of the patrons liked the salad though.

[nygjones38]

College library.
On the back of an ATV in the woods, in February in upstate NY.
On a pontoon boat on a wide open lake.
Laundry room of apartment complex.
On a beach in NC at about 7am.

[milflover9942]

- In the airport parking lot while waiting for a family member's delayed flight to arrive (finished just in time to run back in and say, "Hi Mom, how was your flight?).
- In a public park
- Late at night parked behind the local elementary school (session was cut short when the cops shined their flashlights in the window).
- Back seat of a taxi, cruising through a big city in a Middle Eastern country. (I don't recommend this. The driver was so shocked to see this in the Middle East, that he couldn't keep his eyes off the rear view mirror and almost ran us into a tree!)

[associatetx]

Had just arrived at my first Duty station in Japan. My Duty Sargent found out that I had never been to a strip joint and ordered an after work training mission. Half way through the night, when I was partly trashed on Soporro beer, he pointed to me and shouted "Cherry Boy" at the top of his lungs. Two ladies pulled me up on stage and had their way with me. That was my first threesome. Loved strip joints ever since.

While on a camping trip with a bunch of my buddies at a topless beach on one of the Greek Islands, a young Swedish woman took my hand and lead me into my tent. We we hitting it and oblvious to our surrounding until I looked up and saw that there were tons of faces looking in the doors and windows of the tent. A week later, I was presented with the pictures.

This same Swed and I did i later in the back of a Greek Orthodox church, back of a disco, on the hood of a car and of course on the beach. Really missed seeing that girl leave to fly back home after 10 days of pure debachary.

[ADRENALINE JUNKIE]

In the bed (with my at the time wife)... She was way too drunk & passed out HARD... So.. I nailed her friend.. I don't mean quietly.. I was trying like hell to wake her.. He friend & I went at it SOOOO HARD, bouncing my wife all over the bed, and well... She NEVER EVER found out her friend even came over.. (And over and over).. #BestMemoryEver

[Fancylady]

Operating table in the hospital.

[tskimberlyb]

-Public Library

-Driveway on the side of an Apartment Building

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[Contralto]

Wow. There's a lot of screwing going on in libraries and cemeteries around this country!

For me, the weirdest place I guess would be the backroom of an adult bookstore when I was 19. She worked there and wasn't that much of a looker but I'd gotten pretty worked up and she saw it. I'll never forget her line, "Man, that looks like it's going to explode...c'mon..."

[surebeatsworking]

Front seat of my car in a shopping mall parking lot during a heavy snowfall. I was sure we couldn't be seen. GF and I could hear cars pull in next to us, people getting in and out of parked cars, voices. Excited and terrified at the same time.

One year, a GF treated me to a trip to Puerta Vallarta for my birthday. Thought it couldn’t get better until she unpacked the handcuffs from her suitcase, “made” me cuff her to the curtain rod of our hotel room’s 4th floor balcony overlooking the pool in the middle of the afternoon. Told me she had always wanted to try anal sex. Damn, I miss her!

[milflover9942]

Originally Posted by cafriend

Wow.. mine are pretty tame.

Kitchen table.. in mothers house (while she was in shower)
Cargo bay in C130,
Elevator in retirement condo,
Storage unit on the couch

I just realized that I need to get busy with my bucket list!

Cargo bay on Herc Airlines? Damn, I'm jealous. The only kind of lucky I got on a Herc was if there was a pickup truck on the cargo manifest and I got to sleep in the truck bed instead of in those damn cargo net seats.