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[Wakeup]

I'm supposed to give the dimwitted amongst us the answer when I haven't even heard their responses yet? There's no fun in that...

Patience...

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

I'm supposed to give the dimwitted amongst us the answer when I haven't even heard their responses yet? There's no fun in that...

Patience...

Duly noted.

[GlobeSpotter]

I don't know what y'all are talking about with all the Muslim, Islam, Sunni, and Peshmerga biz.

To me, they're all just one big tribe of rag head sand n******s.

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

How do you do that? Your obvious jab at Islam aside, of course...

Keep in mind that I've been the guy who is going to try and implement the orders you give me...so how do I kill all the terrorists?

You have to use a very broad sword. Will there be some innocent casualties? Yes but that is the only way to curb radical cultures.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

You have to use a very broad sword. Will there be some innocent casualties? Yes but that is the only way to curb radical cultures.

That's your order to our armed forces? How are we supposed to interpret that?

Are you saying you want us to commence bombing every civilian population in the Middle East? What about Belgium? What about Paris suburbs? Are we supposed to bomb Boston?

You're going to have to be more specific...where do you want me to drop our bombs, and deploy our ground forces?

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

That's your order to our armed forces? How are we supposed to interpret that?

Are you saying you want us to commence bombing every civilian population in the Middle East? What about Belgium? What about Paris suburbs? Are we supposed to bomb Boston?

You're going to have to be more specific...where do you want me to drop our bombs, and deploy our ground forces?

Pick target of opportunity and annihilate it in order to get the most airtime on the news and the internet. If you show them you really mean business and aren't just fucking around they will give up their fight. It's worked very well in the past but now almost no one thinks America means business in its current politically correct climate.

[dearhunter]

Arab dictators are looking pretty good right about now.......ijs

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Pick target of opportunity and annihilate it in order to get the most airtime on the news and the internet.

I'm a little confused, because the strategy of hitting targets of opportunity is exactly what my coalition forces are doing now. Your difference is that you want me to direct the media and Internet portals to cover every bombing in detail, including the civilian casualties, for the world to see?

Am I correctly understanding your orders? Change nothing militarily, and try to convince the media and major internet portals to publish our videos of us bombing the targets, including civilians.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

I'm a little confused, because the strategy of hitting targets of opportunity is exactly what my coalition forces are doing now. Your difference is that you want me to direct the media and Internet portals to cover every bombing in detail, including the civilian casualties, for the world to see?

Am I correctly understanding your orders? Change nothing militarily, and try to convince the media and major internet portals to publish our videos of us bombing the targets, including civilians.

As usual, you are confused.

She said broad sword, annihilate, innocent casualties.

What I understood from her first post, was an attack similar to the attach on Japan in WW2. All we had was two of those big fucking bombs. But after demolishing two cites, they got the idea.

I'm thinking that's what she meant.

[Wakeup]

Okay, that's not what he clarified in his second post, but we'll run with it.

Your orders to our armed forces are to use nuclear weapons against cities that have terrorists in them. Targets please. Also provide order of importance if the targets are to be struck sequentially instead of simultaneously.

[GlobeSpotter]

You can start with these:

Sana'a

Damascas

Tehran

Nuke bombs dropped Sunday evening one hour after sunset so....

-- most people will be dead before sunrise.

-- neighboring cities and countries will see the explosion

I'm pretty sure less than 1 million people worldwide would give a shit about those cities disappearing.

Next Sunday, capital cities of the top three tyrants that bitched about it.

It's all pretty straight forward.

[Wakeup]

Okay, so your orders are to nuclear bomb:

Sana'a in Yemen:
Population: 2,000,000
Damascus in Syria:
Population: 1,800,000
Tehran in Iran:
Population: 7,800,000

Total dead: 11,600,000 civilians dead in the initial strikes.

Since every country in the world will immediately declare war on us, I need you to define the list of "tyrants" currently in power, so I can set the target list for the next Sunday. Take your time.

[GlobeSpotter]

Nobody will declare war on us for cleansing the land of a bunch of useless fucks plus terrorists.

Not even Bejing.

Remember that fuck face that told us in 1991 that "The mother of all battles as begun."????

Yeah.....he was soon wishing he was sucking his mother's tit. Then later he was hanged by his own.

Next stop is in Lybia. If Cairo is bitching we'll silence them after...but skip a Sunday to keep them on their toes.

If not, Sudan.

No problem....plenty of bombs.

[GlobeSpotter]

You think Putin jumps in our way to save the day?

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I don't know what y'all are talking about with all the Muslim, Islam, Sunni, and Peshmerga biz.

To me, they're all just one big tribe of rag head sand n******s.

That was nicely done, just the typical lucid, well reasoned arguments I expect from you...keep 'em coming.

And genius, the majority of the world's Muslims live outside the Arabian Peninsula, your carpet bombing just radicalised and unified the other billion, including the ones in our borders. How many suicide bombings can we realistically prevent.