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offshoredrilling · 11-06-2015, 08:14 PM

Now play nice with this "gift that just keeps giving" as we seem ta be running short on gifts.

POST dam it DOOVE POST, look what we got left, a useless crunch. We need you back.
You where always the best gift Doove, please post

Guest072323 · 11-06-2015, 08:27 PM

If Skrunchy is an eleven...
Dovlin is a Thousand and eleven.

Plastic Man · 11-06-2015, 09:24 PM

oh doof

generalbob · 11-07-2015, 03:46 AM

"they're too fucking stupid to be able to do anything on their own"
This would make you a pimp, not a business consultant.

Next Best Thing · 11-07-2015, 03:54 AM

Good controversy but not a legend.

Evidently utilizing the buzzword "legend" to rattle the cages of those who are easily provoked, by words typed by a cartoon character onto the computer screen, into a bon fide frenzy.

sucrunchman · 11-07-2015, 11:58 AM

General Bob i can assure you I'm the farthest thing from a pimp. A pimp benefits from his "whores" and I don't benefit at all. If sharing info on this board (the purpose of the board is information exchange correct?) makes me a pimp, then I suppose all of us would be classified as such. And next best thing, thank you for your kind words. Many consider me to be a legend and their rants about me just prove what we all know to be true. I am legend. It's like the song on top of old smokey...except I'm old crunchy and I'm on top of a lot of really hot girls. That makes some very jealous. I understand it though. It's tough being at the top. Very lonely up here looking down at all you peasants.

Taskmaster · 11-07-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sucrunchman

General Bob i can assure you I'm the farthest thing from a pimp. A pimp benefits from his "whores" and I don't benefit at all. If sharing info on this board (the purpose of the board is information exchange correct?) makes me a pimp, then I suppose all of us would be classified as such. And next best thing, thank you for your kind words. Many consider me to be a legend and their rants about me just prove what we all know to be true. I am legend. It's like the song on top of old smokey...except I'm old crunchy and I'm on top of a lot of really hot girls. That makes some very jealous. I understand it though. It's tough being at the top. Very lonely up here looking down at all you peasants.

And yet the Board thrived in your considerable absence. A guy who brings an occasional girl to the Board who has a shelf life of about 3 months before she disappears is only a legend in his own mind, which appears to be the case here.

offshoredrilling · 11-07-2015, 02:40 PM

putting self so high on a pedestal only make one a good target
yet I could give a rats ass about you
unless as a past post you get a wish and become a mod
you may or not give a rats ass about me now
but I hope you get that wish of modtardship
as I miss mod hunting

Guest072323 · 11-07-2015, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I miss mod hunting

Plus 1

sucrunchman · 11-07-2015, 09:27 PM

who had a shelf life of 3 months? Everyone I've ever brought is still around.

offshoredrilling · 11-07-2015, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sucrunchman

who had a shelf life of 3 months? Everyone I've ever brought is still around.

I still don't give a rats ass
but is this about to become popcorn worthy ??
as I can't eat popcorn any more I would want to get a pizza order in
thanks

sucrunchman · 11-08-2015, 08:43 AM

I was hoping task master and his boyfriend from buffalo would wanna meet up again for another whipping out of W2 forms in an abandoned parking lot. But it seems as if task is still hung up on his STAFF EDIT board girlfriend that I wouldn't help out (even though she begged and gave me a freebie..whoops I doubt she told him that). Wow she was disgusting looking too. I don't even know how you guys think some of these girls are good looking. It's almost like you have two requirements...1. They're under 35...2. They're female. Other than that these gutter sluts some of you morons pay for, I wouldn't even buy a draft beer for in a bar! Then I step into a bunch of shit for bringing new talent to the board. Well, like I said before, I'm a legend so I understand it all. Very very difficult being at the top. But at least I'm still at the top of my game.

Next Best Thing · 11-08-2015, 09:27 AM

Like what does comparing W-2s accomplish?

Those things are as easy to alter or forge as pretty much anything on the planet.

offshoredrilling · 11-08-2015, 09:35 AM

hi crunch, hope you have a nice day

but is that sounds like a grumpy not my whores, but all the other whores statement that I have heard so many times that its useless

hay mods
can we trade in this p-pimp in for some of that XY BS. Not sure but maybe more truth and for sure more entertainment value. Maybe less feeling the need to take a shower.
errr no I bet
so thanks anyways

Carlos Danger · 11-08-2015, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sucrunchman

I'm a legend so I understand it all.

I'm lookin for a modestly priced legend, can you possibly help