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					Originally Posted by  John Philip Sousa
					 
				 
				This morning I was planning on auditioning one of our providers for skin flute over lunch, but I cut myself shaving my Mitch Millers.*  How long should I recuperate before tryouts? Providers, what would you be comfortable with? 
 
*the balls. As in, follow the bouncing balls. You probably have to be pretty old to get that. 
			
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In retrospect it probably would have been safer to let them stop bouncing before applying the razor. 
This is why you should do your manscaping the day before the session.