Traveling Gentleman is............

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

especially if he comes with more of this shit about dudes crushing his grapes...

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Yes we are allowed to bash people you obviously are a FUCKTARD so this will be fun stock up on tissue I have a feeling you will be crying in 3 2 1 go

*laughing* Hilariously, I just posted a thread about you before I saw this, along the lines of:

"Do I try booking an appointment with Dorthy now that I have references?"

-Drop dead gorgeous smile that deserves to be on the front cover of every beauty magazine in the world, until the word "perfect smile" is synonymous with her name.

-Offers packages for social events and non-BCD, which I'm interested in - nothing happens with me behind BCD without being able to make a non-BCD connection, or at least for her to simulate a spark for me.

-Rude as could be.

Etc. I think you've answered that question. Sweetie, you're gorgeous, and you truly have the most amazing smile. But then you open your mouth and ruin it. Instead of the 8th wonder of the world, we have the 8th trollop of Houston. I'm sad for you.

I'm waiting on moderator approval via PM for my specific retorts before I fire away. I agree with you that tears could be forthcoming in this discussion, and I aspire to entertain the masses - especially since I've been specifically targeted, and the gloves can come off - but I fight dirty, and won't risk taking the gloves off until what I wish to say has been approved.

Until then, /popcorn.

[bojulay]

Ha Ha, I like this TG guy.

TG some of the folks on here wont realize you are throwing down
on them with your refined style, they only ever really feel a ghetto slap.

They will be looking at your posts like this.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by bojulay

Ha Ha, I like this TG guy.

TG some of the folks on here wont realize you are throwing down
on them with your refined style, they only ever really feel a ghetto slap.

They will be looking at your posts like this.

That's the downside of slumming. Eloquent quips are met with ignorance, droll responses, and an inability to either spell quip, use it in a sentence, or google it for appropriate usage.

While the ROI for articulate barbs may be lacking, I enjoy writing them for humor's sake....but in the back of my mind, I feel like it's punching a comatose person. Is it really fair to fight with a vegetable, if they're missing the higher brain functions that would register that they're being pummeled? Does a carrot know that it's being cut? Does a potato know that it's being baked?

Is it worth verbally jousting with Dulce if it's a one-sided affair? (FYI Dulce, when you read this - jousting is another word for fighting. Lucha en espanol.) If you need me to define other words in here, just send me another PM.

Anyway, let me sleep it off and decide if I want to take off the kiddie gloves tomorrow for this particular troll. To feed the troll or not?

[Zane D. Grayson]

Oh this is gonna be good!

[bojulay]

Go easy on them TG.

Many of them were latch key kids and/or TV babies.

(Drugstore Cowboy TV Baby Reference)

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

*laughing* Hilariously, I just posted a thread about you before I saw this, along the lines of:

"Do I try booking an appointment with Dorthy now that I have references?"

-Drop dead gorgeous smile that deserves to be on the front cover of every beauty magazine in the world, until the word "perfect smile" is synonymous with her name.

-Offers packages for social events and non-BCD, which I'm interested in - nothing happens with me behind BCD without being able to make a non-BCD connection, or at least for her to simulate a spark for me.

-Rude as could be.

Etc. I think you've answered that question. Sweetie, you're gorgeous, and you truly have the most amazing smile. But then you open your mouth and ruin it. Instead of the 8th wonder of the world, we have the 8th trollop of Houston. I'm sad for you.

She's overweight. The pod is gathering.

[Guest040816]

The pen is mightier than the sword Sir. wRight (Write) Alot lII,,,,

[Lexieinhouston]

Glad you saw Fancyinheels TG, excellent choice!


~

[CycMike]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

That's the downside of slumming. Eloquent quips are met with ignorance, droll responses, and an inability to either spell quip, use it in a sentence, or google it for appropriate usage.
Is it worth verbally jousting with Dulce if it's a one-sided affair? (FYI Dulce, when you read this - jousting is another word for fighting. Lucha en espanol.) If you need me to define other words in here, just send me another PM.

Don't know her (maybe someday?)but I think Dulce is not an idiot. TG, maybe you could start a thesaurus sticky? Now duel! And make it good!

[TravelingGentleman]

Thanks Lexie - she's a classy lady.

After getting through my PMs, which were a combination of "Bring the thunder" and "Don't sink there" ....

The desire for people to get what they deserve is subsumed by the gentleman who believes one's politeness should be such that those one dislikes should never be able to tell.

Compliments to HardHat for persistent reasoning.

Apologies for my lightly vectored verbal verbosity thus far - it was vivacious (and valid), but neither vicious nor vindictive. I'll shift down instead of up.

Have a lovely day!



*edit* In the parlance of the community, I guess that makes me a NC/NS. Let it be my only one!

[CycMike]

AWWWwwwwww man...burned the popcorn for nothing.

[Fancyinheels]

I see that TravelingGentleman's first review has been noted.

I hate to bash the bubble, as speculation is endlessly entertaining, but no, TG is not DG. (And yes, I have met DG, not for a date, but for geeky hanging out at social functions and at an "Iron Man" premiere.) Both should be flattered at the comparison.

TG really IS quite the gentleman (galaxies away from trollhood and f**ktardness), and we had a lovely encounter. I can vouch for him unquestionably under all appropriate circumstances, and I'm honored to be his first Hobby reference. (I deserve "best in breed(ing)" at the Screener of the Year annual banquet, by the way.)

I am not going to type another word about him, however, as I think TG has the potential to become quite the memorable character on ECCIE, a thorn in the sides of some, a beacon for others, a continuing source of observant and provocative comments. Will be amusing to watch his Hobby evolution while snickering at the ensuing conjecture about him.

Carry on. Thor dog with popcorn.jpg

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I hate to bash the bubble, as speculation is endlessly entertaining, but no, TG is not DG. (And yes, I have met DG, not for a date, but for geeky hanging out at social functions and at an "Iron Man" premiere.) Both should be flattered at the comparison.

*bows to a Fancy lady* I didn't realize that was a serious question or speculation. I don't know who DG is, and the only place I've seen his name

If you won't say another word, I hope you at least appreciated alliteration's artful aid!

[GlobeSpotter]

^^^^^^ Sentence #2 can get you banned.