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How would fucking a zombie factor into the dead thing? Technically, zombies are dead ...
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Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Hmmm... Very good point. (Point? Get it? Pointy Pyramid!)
Technically dead, but still mobile. That's got to turn Russ on to no end. Toss in a midget zombie and he's in heaven... Or Nirvana... Or...
.............................. ..........................When you talk to your buddies or someone in real life do you focus on one thing and one thing only or does it flit around from one thing to the next?......................... ...........................
you mean you don't hand these out first when you hang out with your buddies? to keep things on topic
what I love about the above is how the dogs barking keeps setting it off! ha, ha! damn!
searching for the above lead me to this (back on topic)
(check out the butterfly stimulator - 2nd row in my browser. how many of you girls would try that? ha!)
and lead me to (since I got my own ok am posting it)
something about this girl. dang! I bet she'd be fun to know!
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Originally Posted by Russ38
<-----------------------image removed to save space---------------> ^^^^^ She's obviously still fresh and flexible.....
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is it weird I think this chick is hot? cause it feel weird.
by the way, what's her name? her alive name.
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Pretty certain, yes. Let's just say that my wee woofs could deal with sour cream and hot sauce but not go any farther before I get pointed... again... for accidentally bringing up forbidden topics.
Speaking of necrophilia, which evidently is okay to discuss (), when I first started out as a provider, maybe a month in (still naive), one fellow had me sit in a bathtub with ice, then lie down naked under a thin, white sheet in a pitch dark bedroom and not make a single move or noise while he had his way with me. (He told me, "Try not to breathe.") Afterward he pulled the sheet up over my face, stuck a toe tag on my Fancy foot, and left.
Paid me a fairly outrageous amount of money, but nope, wouldn't do that again, ever. I was weirded out for days. Creepy isn't even close to how it felt.
two words - FUCKED UP!
and I kid you not. landed on wicked tuna on tv last night (never watch this - maybe one random 10 min part of an episode). when it was over some show taboo comes on and apparently a fad out there is
zentai suits. and people where these things in public since technically you're covered! smh. different strokes and all.
My outgoing tunnel is a one-way exit. No crossing traffic. Don't even get near that lane.
No activities that could take place in le cabinet de toilette other than bubble baths and rubber duck races. Mutual back scrubbing encouraged.
No pain, bruising, bleeding, or upchucking. We're making a porno, not a horror movie. (Appreciative screaming is allowed if God or my name is involved.)
No mood-altering substances other than the Irish Whiskey on my bar. (You want that pussy drink Scotch, bring it yourself.)
If you're into bondage and submission, okay, heavy sigh, I'll get out the whips and chains, but this cougar was born free and will roam at will. (Can't we just have a nice, vanilla GFE?)
I am not your mommy and will not change your diaper. If you ask, I may shove your binky somewhere I also don't play, so it will stay there.
Cover it up, hon. Be safe, be clean. Speaking of zombies, do you want that dick looking like a discarded snippet from "The Walking Dead?"
Here is one is one I see mentioned a lot, and I would like to ask for, but I just can't bring myself to do to a lady: Rimming/TUMA.
Once in college on a one night stand while 69'ing with this girl, she pulled herself higher and started doing this. I had never even heard of people doing this, but it was freakin awesome and I came all over her chest in no time flat. That said, I've never once asked for it.
First, I'm thinking providers only do this on guys that shave right? No matter how much a guy washes his ass, all that hair down there absorbs oils and that just seems gross. Especially on a fat guy. His ass crack is like the Marianas Trench, as it never sees sunlight or fresh air.
Secondly, even if I was still flexible enough to shave around my own asshole, that's just not going to happen. Razor burn and the occasional in grown hair on my johnson from manscaping is bad enough, no way I'm risking that lower down.
The funny thing is, I've got no problem performing this on a lady that has showered with me and I made sure to do an extra cleaning on.
On a side note, there is no way Eccie can out law discussion of necro. For most of the local providers, Necro = 2nd round service level for MSOG
First let me say thank you for everyone's input, even Russ. I must say I'm surprised at the traffic this thread has seen. A lot of good information from everyone.
Second, is anyone else surprised that necrophilia is not a forgotten topic? There are always the obvious, illegall substances, underage participants and beastiality. These pretty much go without saying. You would think necrophilia would be just as obvious. Perhaps when the powers that be sitting atop Mt Olympus handed down the guidelines to St. C thought it equally as obvious, thinking that surely no sick fucker would ever go on a public forum seeking sex with the non living... Failing to take into account our Houston forum, and our very own Russ38.
It just puzzles me how that could have been left out?
It's funny as hell really. SQUIRREL!
Here is one is one I see mentioned a lot, and I would like to ask for, but I just can't bring myself to do to a lady: Rimming/TUMA.
The funny thing is, I've got no problem performing this on a lady that has showered with me and I made sure to do an extra cleaning on.
So, you do or don't?
I've done it to a lot of women. Like you said - cleanliness is important. At the same time, I don't do it because it's my favorite thing - I do it because of the reaction. Same with eating pussy, I like doing it because of the reaction.
At the same time, I'm not a fan of women doing TUMA. Just don't. Also don't like doing anal to a woman. I've done it a few times, it's not for me.
