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Originally Posted by Chincho
Your fat.
Your ugly.
How about this 3 liner?
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I am competent enough to trust my own assessments of myself.
My reviews are a nice conformation.
However, you are untitled to your opinion. I would even be happy to consider your statement had you seen me in person... you'd most likely drop to your knees and beg to worship my asshole with your tongue like so many before you have.
The offer is on the table I will make sure to have a fat girl snack before hand. Just for you.
Maybe queso? Yeah that would do it!
Make sure to bring the lactaid or its extra.