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04-13-2015, 08:06 AM
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User ID: 222776
Join Date: Dec 25, 2013
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,514
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A girl goes away for a few days and comes back to Eccie looking like shore leave from the U.S.S Massengill
Douchness running amok!
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. For. Real.
But I didn't come here to make some comment for social justice. Not only has that old horse been flogged to death, some of y'all are up humping that carcass for all its worth.
I came here to make a Public Service Announcement and by Public Service Announcement I mean an unabashed theAD in the spirit of S. de Rossi.
I have a new incall. DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT go to the other incall. An elderly Iranian lady lives there now and she will give you withering looks should you show up with flowers and/or dick in hand.
I can rhyme Frontal Lobotomy with Anal Commodity which is just further proof that I am that dirty-minded fuckable genius you have come to love.
At my new place in South Austin, I will offer you one of two things:
Fried Chicken
Deep Dickin'
(Hint. Not fried chicken)
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04-13-2015, 10:07 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 22, 2014
Location: Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posts: 4,093
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Congrats on the new place!
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04-13-2015, 12:08 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 5430
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,933
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Your avatar is everything though!!!
Hott damn woman don't hurt 'em, please.
#slay
 Now what were you saying again?
Indoucebitably,
Jas
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04-13-2015, 01:35 PM
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Subgenius
Join Date: Oct 18, 2013
Location: NWA, AR
Posts: 2,325
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Your wit and candor have been missed, both here and elsewhere.
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04-13-2015, 01:38 PM
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Hope I haven't bored you!
Join Date: Apr 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Douchness running amok!
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. For. Real.
But I didn't come here to make some comment for social justice. Not only has that old horse been flogged to death, some of y'all are up humping that carcass for all its worth.
I came here to make a Public Service Announcement and by Public Service Announcement I mean an unabashed theAD in the spirit of S. de Rossi.
I have a new incall. DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT go to the other incall. An elderly Iranian lady lives there now and she will give you withering looks should you show up with flowers and/or dick in hand.
I can rhyme Frontal Lobotomy with Anal Commodity which is just further proof that I am that dirty-minded fuckable genius you have come to love.
At my new place in South Austin, I will offer you one of two things:
Fried Chicken
Deep Dickin'
(Hint. Not fried chicken)
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Welcome back!
Please excuse the dust while we are in the demolition phase.........Submit any suggestions to Still Looking for when the remodel begins....
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04-13-2015, 01:54 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
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Originally Posted by Whispers
Welcome back!
Please excuse the dust while we are in the demolition phase.........Submit any suggestions to Still Looking for when the remodel begins....
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Ideas are always Welcome
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04-13-2015, 04:58 PM
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Meet & Greet Organizer
Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
Location: "Hobbyverse"
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Douchness running amok!
I can rhyme Frontal Lobotomy with Anal Commodity which is just further proof that I am that dirty-minded fuckable genius you have come to love.
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Gotta love your way with words, I do. First drink is on me!!!
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04-13-2015, 05:40 PM
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 507
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Douchness running amok!
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At my new place in South Austin, I will offer you one of two things:
Fried Chicken
Deep Dickin'
(Hint. Not fried chicken)
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I love fried chicken!
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04-13-2015, 06:49 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 30, 2013
Location: All Up In Tha Poonnanny!
Posts: 2,144
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Douchness running amok!
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. For. Real. ...
At my new place in South Austin, I will offer you one of two things:
Fried Chicken
Deep Dickin'
(Hint. Not fried chicken)
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Furst, don't blame meh. Ah din't have no part in all thet shee'yit. Ah wuz way too bizzy a-tryin' ta wedge mah way inta sumbuddy's poopdeck, so's ta speak.
Seck'ind, don't tease a man wif a tuna can fer a peckerdillo by usin' tha term, deep dickin'. Not ta menshun thet yew brought up fried chik'in an' then yah dizzy-mah-pointed me when yew said it warn't on yer menu, no way, no how! E'er since Ah read all thet, Ah've been a-gittin' tears in mah beer!  Yew durn Jezebel! 
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04-14-2015, 04:30 PM
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Unfuckwithable
Join Date: Dec 29, 2009
Location: Tx. Hill Country
Posts: 5,881
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So, about that elderly Iranian woman...
When you say, elderly, are you talking, 'still-refers-to-the-motherland-as-Persia', elderly', or, 'Iranian-Cougar-turn-on-the-charm', elderly?
Deets, girl. Need the deets.
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04-14-2015, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 11, 2012
Location: austin tx
Posts: 420
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
So, about that elderly Iranian woman...
When you say, elderly, are you talking, 'still-refers-to-the-motherland-as-Persia', elderly', or, 'Iranian-Cougar-turn-on-the-charm', elderly?
Deets, girl. Need the deets.
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No shit. If she is willing to wear a Burka during our session then I am all in on that. Nothing, and I mean nothing, is sexier than that! Details girl, DETAILS.
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04-14-2015, 06:02 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
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Mmmm.... Fried Chicken.
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04-14-2015, 10:52 PM
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User ID: 5430
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,933
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Originally Posted by phaedrus
I love fried chicken!
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
So, about that elderly Iranian woman...
When you say, elderly, are you talking, 'still-refers-to-the-motherland-as-Persia', elderly', or, 'Iranian-Cougar-turn-on-the-charm', elderly?
Deets, girl. Need the deets.
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Originally Posted by stevejones1969
No shit. If she is willing to wear a Burka during our session then I am all in on that. Nothing, and I mean nothing, is sexier than that! Details girl, DETAILS.
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Originally Posted by Sir Hardin Thicke
Mmmm.... Fried Chicken.
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You guys will do anything for some fresh meat. Smh
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04-14-2015, 11:24 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 29, 2011
Location: Austin
Posts: 1,957
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How's the vibe in the new place?
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