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Originally Posted by tbone77494
Seriously LADIES. We've been through this. Wash your ass and brush your teeth- that's like bare minimum maintenance before you get laid.
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FTFY
Literally one day after burying the hatchet with one lady on this type of scenario, I had the joy today of paying $300 just so I could dodge kissing Miss garlic breath and then getting to dive into piss crotch. This is after I invited her to join me in a shower when we got the room and she turned me down. Forget bringing condoms, I'm bringing a hair net and dragging every provider into the shower on her time if she doesn't open the door wearing a towel and still wet from the shower.