Shore, thar's a whole lotta risk wif them BackPage Hoes. Always has bin, always will bee. Cums wif tha terry-torry. This iz jus' one story we'uns is a-hearin' 'bout. But this sorta shit happens a lot wiffout it e'er hittin eccie.
But yew gotta r'memberify, a man DESERVES tha oppermahtunity ta get as much
panocha as he kin git fer his dollah! Itsa gottdamm Gahd-given right! Yew cain't 'xpect a feller
not to toss caution ta tha wind in tha purr-suit o' tha cheepest pussy posse-bull. E'en if'n it's bat shit crazee and all crim'nal-like.
Hell, he even said he alreddy dun gave her tha PINs ta his cards sum time bee-fore whilst he was a bonin' 'er off'n tha clock. Thet's like givin' a tella-marketer yer SSN, birfdate and momma's maiden name cuz they showed yew thar pussy on SKYPE. 'Sides, frum what wuz a posted the feller seems like he wuz either a Cap'n Save-A-Hoe 'r an' ammy-chure self-tawht pimp. Either way he got in o'er his haid wif a couple o' hard-core mamma-sitas.
An' ta top it off, she posted sum hysteramacal self'lerts on her own dang self a week 'r so ago, goin' all ballistamatic on tha mods after she posted inna review.
At this point in thyme, if'n enny hardleg wants ta poke her inner wound-whitch will-not-heel, tha sonuvagun is on his own. An' enny an' e'erybuddy oughta keep on a-keepin on hittin' up tha BackPage fer tha best deals on tha cheapest pussy inna free gottdamm werld! Gahd Bless 'Murrica!
And Gahd Bless tha FREE MARKET!