Hookers and Orgasms

[Longermonger]

Originally Posted by JRLawrence

Even if there is no sex involved, I like giving money to girls. Every time I give a granddaughter a C note, I get a kiss in return.

JR

You just went full creeptard.

[FrankieP]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

My motto---Just relax and let happen what may happen....If ya concentrate on orgasms or the ending results,you will not have as good a time as you possibly can! FOCUS ON THE JOURNEY--NOT THE O'S or END RESULTS!!! JUST RELAX & HAVE FUN!!

Well said! If it was just an orgasm I was after I can jerk off any time I want and save a few bucks.

A little note to the OP, Believe it or not, some of the women on this board really enjoy what they are doing and it shows. With an attitude like yours, those are exactly the ones who won't see you when you post dumb stuff like this. If all you want is a hole and a heartbeat, stick to backpage.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by JRLawrence

Even if there is no sex involved, I like giving money to girls. Every time I give a granddaughter a C note, I get a kiss in return.

Originally Posted by Longermonger

You just went full creeptard.

Was pretty much thinking the same thing, but was trying to give JR the benefit of the doubt of just a poorly constructed (and, yes, creepy) analogy.

Originally Posted by Holly Love

As for me, some of the very best PASSION, ORGASMS & SEX, I have ever had have been in the hobby.

Holly just climbed up the Timex Girl Challenge Wish List! (whenever it becomes functional again)...

[MVN2010]

I have wondered about this subject myself and figured that it was probably better I not think about it.

There are some providers you click with and some that you don't. For me DATY and getting the provider off is part of the experience that i'm looking for, so when I can't get her off that way it makes it harder for me to enjoy the experience overall. But If I worry about it and get in my own head it just spirals out of control and can take a good experience to a Meh one...

And before I got into the hobby I have been with a number of women all of whom had different O styles some were loud and porn star'esque and some were super quiet and you could barely tell that you had gotten the job done. I don't read the reviews for their resemblance to penthouse i'm looking for details about how I can expect my experience to go if I were to book with the provider in question.

Bottom line if you are concerned about her ability to orgasm during your session, then be her first appointment of the day (your chances will probably be better), and take time to build a rapport with the provider first, ask her what she's into and what gets her off then work on that. Otherwise you just encourage her to lie to you. Just my two cents.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Op and JR both need an epiphany, actually multiple epiphanies.
And, Op, why on the open board vs men's lounge? As Frankie mentions, you're at risk of other gals adding you to their dns list.
Three of our most respected gals have commented and their comments are worth re-reading.

Also reread Woody's comments on mutual fun and broken clocks. I myself quite enjoy repairing broken clocks, and perhaps lucky to have that result in a mostly full dance card. Seriously, are these not still dates? And as Dee mentions, have fun.

[Mizzou82]

Originally Posted by malwoody

other self professed experts like JR & Mizzou and focus only on your expertise..

You need a new schtick my friend. Now that you are the pot calling the kettle black, you are really reaching here. How about you find another target, or even better yet, take out your vitriol and self important rants on someone who gives a shit what your opinions are?

[Autumnkc]

Originally Posted by Holly Love

Ha ha, yes, I agree with Gemma. Read the reviews how you will.... You and I may not be a good match. As for me, some of the very best PASSION, ORGASMS & SEX, I have ever had have been in the hobby. I'm not sure WHY some of these gentlemen's wives are not fucking, sucking, and having the best times of their lives with them, because many are HIGHLY skilled. I'll take it though. It is so very good for me, that I am not sure I will ever be able to give it up. And, I'm not saying that it is not good everywhere, but there is something special about KC guys.

Holly I agree completely with you! I have a few amazing clients and it really isnt a struggle to relax and have fun, resulting an orgasm, or multiple!
If you walk in to the appt expecting to just get off and go, thats fine, just go to the right provider that has that on her menu. We all want/like different things in this hobby.

[woody4eroticfun]

Originally Posted by Holly Love

Ha ha, yes, I agree with Gemma. Read the reviews how you will.... You and I may not be a good match. As for me, some of the very best PASSION, ORGASMS & SEX, I have ever had have been in the hobby. I'm not sure WHY some of these gentlemen's wives are not fucking, sucking, and having the best times of their lives with them, because many are HIGHLY skilled. I'll take it though. It is so very good for me, that I am not sure I will ever be able to give it up. And, I'm not saying that it is not good everywhere, but there is something special about KC guys.

Awwwww, thank you Holly, we are a unique bunch :-)

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by malwoody

Yo Minion....

Judging from your reviews, I spend a WHOLE lot more ........

Wow,
from the guy with one sick review he thinks is a joke.

Wow,
from the guy who raises a stink when it is suggested that some ladies deserve a better payment for good service.





You are so much fun, and so easy make fun of - O'cheap one.

JR

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

............., try to seduce your date as well and you may experience multiple o's with ladies more often. ..................

Wow,

You really described it well. Trying to make the other person happy is half the fun. Most of the sex is between our two ears. (Come on someone, comment on that!) If I can make the other person happy, I am happy.

Thank you for your comments.

JR

[JRLawrence]

Opps,

can't change this

[JRLawrence]

Only in your own mind. By the way; when there has been a problem for my girls: Grandpa has been known to show up with several guns. You never mess with children. If you do be prepared to receive the wrath of most people in society - especially the family. All of the girls are now grown women, but they still like to get gifts from Grandpa.

Don't even go there, weird one.

But, sorry about mixing the thoughts. With so many women in my wide family, I look after a lot of them. Most of us know how to compartmentalize our thoughts. For example,when girls and boys go through grade school and high school together, they seldom marry. Studies have found that it may happen, but it is not a common thing because in their minds is more like brother and sister. I married my high school sweetheart, but we were the exception.


JR

[thebuffmantraples]

Wtf, is that ∆∆ like a senile stumbling around or what.

[johnsontedt84]

Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

Wtf, is that ∆∆ like a senile stumbling around or what.

Not kidding, I laughed for five straight minutes when I saw this post.

[i'va biggen]

All I can say if they grab two handfuls of bedspread arch their back are vocal, and break out in a sweat they just either had a O or a academy award.