FRESHLY Showered

[Bombay]

Originally Posted by riday

Yep, he's a dumbass.
I shower right before I'm leaving the house, can usually be anywhere in 15-20 mins

15-20 minutes? In the greater houston area? I can't even get out of my own zip code in 15-20 minutes. You must work the night shift and do your hobbying at night when there's no traffic, either that or you drive a helicopter.

Originally Posted by riday

and brush my teeth on the way..

Huh? You brush your teeth while driving?

[Bombay]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

You mean his STINKY WINKY WAYS

I'd like to stick my winky in your stinky. Oh wait I meant to say my winky in your twinkie, yea that's it. Right?

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I wonder if all that singing he does is while he showers.

You know, to maximize content.

He needs to let that soap wash them thoughts & let them flow down the drain... Instead onto eccie ijs

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Bombay

I'd like to stick my winky in your stinky. Oh wait I meant to say my winky in your twinkie, yea that's it. Right?

Bahaha thats fucking funny... Im going to start saying stinky haha yes twinkie... If you stick it in the stinky you will get a stinky winky... lol

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

To cut down on some confusion 'freshly' showered in my book is at the time of appt. NOT hours before the appt.

To cut down on even more confusion, when someone shows up for an appointment do you expect them to take a shower when they arrive for the appointment in your incall location?

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

To cut down on even more confusion, when someone shows up for an appointment do you expect them to take a shower when they arrive for the appointment in your incall location?

Like others, I usually shower right before leaving the house. Text the girl, "just showered, headed your way". Sometimes I stop to buy a gift, hit the ATM, but usually arrive in 30 mins. Traveling to the woodlands, maybe an hour. Never rush getting wet paying attention to the boys and between the buns. Some girls I reckon would prefer to witness the act. If so maybe they should state so somewhere along the line? Some have poor communication skills and don't state their desires to let us know.
This thread is helpful in such situations... IJS
More I know when seeing Seeking-P, to shower in front of her. No harm, No foul.

[spear88]

I find that taking a shower WITH the provider can be a very erotic build up to the session.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by spear88

I find that taking a shower WITH the provider can be a very erotic build up to the session.

Yes. And that would be "fresh" for both parties. Before and After.

Pretty much settles things down to a 60 minute appointment.

Although I've "been" with some flight attendants who set records in getting dirty and walking out the door reading to board.

[Bombay]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

To cut down on even more confusion, when someone shows up for an appointment do you expect them to take a shower when they arrive for the appointment in your incall location?

Is english not your first language?

Exactly which part of "'freshly' showered in my book is at the time of appt." are you not able to comprehend?

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Bombay

Is english not your first language?

Yes, English is. How about you?

[tbone77494]

On a hobby day, the regular morning shower includes extra shaving (chicks dig silky balls.) No matter how soon the meeting is in the morning, standard procedure is walk in, hug/kiss and introductions. She says, "would you like to shower?" 100% of the time the answer is yes. Girl gives me directions - here is the towel, etc. Most of the Latin agency ladies go in and start the water for you - nice touch. I get the least fragranced product I can find and scrub pits, nuts, and asshole. Not a cursory rinse, real scrubbing. Then a careful rinse (no one likes soapy taste during TUMA either.). Then out and dry off. If there is mouthwash and paper cups I grab a rinse of that too. The whole process takes max 5 min.

Now, I have an office job, a/c everywhere I go, and I'm thin (no skin folds to hide any funk.). I occasionally ask providers, "do you ever look through the peep hole, see a big over weight nasty looking dude and just say oh hell no and pretend you aren't there.?" They mostly all say that they go through with it, but if the dude smells bad they won't repeat, and that guy obviously gets a less than stellar session.

No difference with ladies for me. If you have smoke breath, I won't repeat, no matter what. If you have stubble on your pits, legs, or hoochie, I won't repeat. And I will mention those facts in a review. I think you ladies should do the same in the powder room. That kind of info sharing is what the board is for imho.

And ladies, if you take a little extra effort (decent towels, unscented or dude scented products laid out, start the shower for us) I for one really appreciate it.

Then of course there is my retired former ATF Alondra, who knowing we were about to do epic PSE TUMA/TUHA hopped in the shower and did all the scrubbing for me. We'd get started with fun in the shower and go non stop from there. Boy is she missed.

[LuckOfTheOrient]

Just a reminder that when you get bad service it might be because that shower you took,
let's say.... 3. maybe 4 hours ago,
might not be considered freshly showered.
Food for thought.

[boardman]

To save time and space this thread needs to be merged with the "first of the day" thread and DM's Cottontail thread.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

when someone shows up for an appointment do you expect them to take a shower when they arrive for the appointment in your incall location?

Yes.

Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Some girls I reckon would prefer to witness the act.

More I know when seeing Seeking-P, to shower in front of her. No harm, No foul.

I don't ask the question if you would like a shower. I say go ahead and get undressed, i have the shower ready.

I stand in the bathroom w/you and give directions.
"Spend less time scrubbing your ears and shoulders." "Please spend more time
cleaning your dick balls and ass crack and I PROMISE i'll spend more time down there too"
If i see you're neglecting your dick balls and ass crack i grab your wash towel, tell you to spread 'em and i help you out.

I do this every time

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by pyramider

You are sounding rather high maintenance.



I thought the "tongue scraper" was the razor stubble women tend to have.

The tongue scraper comes in handy as i don't want someone licking on my 'UGLY' w/nicotine, coffee etc on their tongue