Only a week to do your shopping mongers! With all the time the no-shows will take, driving around to find out another jimmie got there first, and all the time posting ISOs to hunt down the VaLEEtine's quick squirt you worked your ass off for, it would be too easy to forget the gift. My Plastic Man inspired suggestion is not only a darling of the market and quality jewelry, it reminds her of what to give you:
Best thing, if you're really smooth, you can get her, while she basks in the warmth of your generosity, to waive the greek upcharge.
With the bracelet costing around $30, that's likely to be a 40% savings, taking a dent out of the condom and Newports budget.
Perfect VaLEEtine's Day Gift
