I have two hitting me up .....

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

One says her mother has heart problems and wants money to go see her in another city. Also sad because her brother died last month. She'll repay me with an overnight.

The other says her gall bladder has been acting up and she hasn't worked in January. But .....

.....she wants to come fuck me for cash.

Just make sure their pictures aren't stolen babe... I'm sure you'll make the right decision

[Guest051115]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Did you feel as if the last thread you made was pretty bad ass too?

Just curious

Good god!!! Of all people you should probably quit while you're ahead. Of all people taking shots at me it's pretty unbearable having the likes of you do it.

Do me a favor and consider me Asian. That should be enough cryptonite to keep you away.

Should you choose to continue engaging me no crying later on. ;-)

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

Just make sure their pictures aren't stolen babe... I'm sure you'll make the right decision

Make sure they don't know your personal information so they can't out you...

[Alyssa XOXO]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Make sure they don't know your personal information so they can't out you...

Too late... I was expecting that...

[Guest021817-2]

Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine
Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
and take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
gonna save me
We may lose and we may win though
we will never be here again
so open up, I'm climbin' in,
so take it easy
Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen
my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my
cover, she's so hard to find
Take it easy, take it easy
don't let the sound of your own
wheels make you crazy
come on baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
gonna save me, oh oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy

[GlobeSpotter]

Holy crap I'm two blocked for three hours and I return to THIS?

Well there's some pretty funny shit in here.

I hesitate to get it back on topic.

Edit: Russ in the lead.

[drax1]

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Edit: Russ in the lead.

Just holding down the fort....

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Make sure they don't know your personal information so they can't out you...

Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

Too late... I was expecting that...

The truth shall make you free

[boardman]

Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

At least the one is actually offering to do work for the money. I will never understand why guys fall for a sob story and a promise to make it right later. If she has time to come pick it up, she has time for a BJ at least.

Either consider it a gift and move on, or tell her to kick rocks. This crap only works because guys fall for it so often. Get your fair exchange right away, or be a good samaritan and help her out for nothing.

So.... what was your response? :P

^^^^^^^^^This gave me a raging boner...CD may just be my next future ex hobby wife...ijs

[Lauren Mayfair]

Never hurts to ask. I always do. You know, just in case.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by boardman

^^^^^^^^^This gave me a raging boner
.......

Did it extend beyond your fur?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Never hurts to ask. I always do. You know, just in case.

OK then...

Call me and ask.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Did it extend beyond your fur?

Slightly more than 1.3"

Why are you interested in my boner?

[Lauren Mayfair]

Originally Posted by boardman

OK then...

Call me and ask.

No I don't have you sufficiently lubricated.