is it still ok to wanna talk about sex , like some of the women on here , like the guys act like a human being wtf enough already

[Plastic Man]

jimmies ...together this shitbird can be made to burn across the sky fer all to see ...lets do it fer ...jimmie tiny cause after all ...tiny ...is great!

[J.J. Walker]

[tinyisgreat]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

jimmies ...together this shitbird can be made to burn across the sky fer all to see ...lets do it fer ...jimmie tiny cause after all ...tiny ...is great!

without validation from the man who is :leading the ass pirate circle jerk crew this shitbird would surely have no wings.does spewing constant non sense and idiotic ebonics enhance self worth , give a sense of empowerment , compensate for other deficiencies or are you just a mean spirited retarded asshole. One day perhaps you will grow old and as you shit.. er sit in your wheelchair perhaps a 400 lb african american nurses aide will use your funnel as a non stop glory hole before pushing you down a flight of stairs to your demise while jj adeptly transforms the moment into a super hero cartoon.

One can only hope as you tumble for the last time you sing the praises of your maker while repeating this shitbird has wings homie.

Anyways all the best to you and yours in this coming New Year. I love you man

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

without validation from the man who is :leading the ass pirate circle jerk crew this shitbird would surely have no wings.does spewing constant non sense and idiotic ebonics enhance self worth , give a sense of empowerment , compensate for other deficiencies or are you just a mean spirited retarded asshole. One day perhaps you will grow old and as you shit.. er sit in your wheelchair perhaps a 400 lb african american nurses aide will use your funnel as a non stop glory hole before pushing you down a flight of stairs to your demise while jj adeptly transforms the moment into a super hero cartoon.

One can only hope as you tumble for the last time you sing the praises of your maker while repeating this shitbird has wings homie.

Anyways all the best to you and yours in this coming New Year. I love you man

sweeeeeeeeet

...so ya be big jimmie enough to go out an ...break the law fuckin prostitutes and in the process likely supportin pt addictions and other ...abusive ...situations ...but ya gets all bothered by posts on the funnel board?

...interdasting

...funny there seems to be more reviews than ever and new funnels talked bout all the time ...hmmmmm ...maybe what yer all sad about is it aint just the same ten ol limp jimmies who been here forever talkin endlessly bout the same five ol broken funnels they be passin round between them?

...too bad them ol jimmies left cause they got caught with their depends round their ankles by their fat ol wives

[tinyisgreat]

if that's possible

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

sweeeeeeeeet

...so ya be big jimmie enough to go out an ...break the law fuckin prostitutes and in the process likely supportin pt addictions and other ...abusive ...situations ...but ya gets all bothered by posts on the funnel board?

...interdasting

...funny there seems to be more reviews than ever and new funnels talked bout all the time ...hmmmmm ...maybe what yer all sad about is it aint just the same ten ol limp jimmies who been here forever talkin endlessly bout the same five ol broken funnels they be passin round between them?

...too bad them ol jimmies left cause they got caught with their depends round their ankles by their fat ol wives

[Guest061315]

Well although I can understand where your coming from...you made some valid points...however the fact of the choices of words you used to drive your point across, the many curse words and as well the wishing of violent vile deaths didnt make it a post of defending..just basically a stephen king book on an xxx rated level...at least for me....not that im into that sorta thing...my best advice to you..put these folks on block..then it wont bother you..and you can continue your hobbien ways without having to read the exploits of others...

Happy new year folks..stay safe and remember to tip the waitresses..

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

if that's possible

so now yer ...racist about spanish speakin jimmies?

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by aj14620

Well although I can understand where your coming from...you made some valid points...however the fact of the choices of words you used to drive your point across, the many curse words and as well the wishing of violent vile deaths didnt make it a post of defending..just basically a stephen king book on an xxx rated level...at least for me....not that im into that sorta thing...my best advice to you..put these folks on block..then it wont bother you..and you can continue your hobbien ways without having to read the exploits of others...

now aj ...dont tell plastic man ya done noticed the same ol jimmies preaching about makin nice talk to the funnels be the same ones wishin horrible death on people? ....hmmmmmm?

...kinda like the neighbors being all shocked when that nice ol man next door is caught with sex slaves in his dungeon basement ...but he was such a polite gentleman!

[mrbigbob1]

I've been thinking the same thing. This board used to be fun and informative. PM, JJ, MG and all of you other assholes FUCK OFF and go away.
I'd love to get together and show you the meaning of bitch slap. Anywhere, anytime.

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by tinyisgreat

would gladly accept any donations towards meds or general hobby fund i do think i have a good sense of humor. while the thought of you farting or a jj drawing of a sphincter may have many rolling on the floor I fail to see where it gives this shitbird any wings... oh wait can't stop laughing. on the other hand rke24's little rant was actually cute and amusing and brought a chuckle rather than a sigh of disdain.

anyways when the time comes where one of you or i myself get a lousy appointment , get rolled or have your throat slit because a decent person just gave up on contributing because of the stupidity this board is over run with it will be sad.

we all make New Year's resolutions. How bout we all resolve to get up and not have our first thought each morning be how we can ridicule , demean , humiliate someone who has done us no harm no ill will. f later in the day we do things that cheat our families , ourselves or our loved one's all in the name of lustful pleasures let us all deal with it as we will. but at least at the end of day we hurt a few less folks while doing what we do.

Tiny, what happens when you get rolled because some jimmies who find your hooker board of dreams boring dont post there?

Listen, there are other hooker boards, if you don't like this one....and you are too much of a stubborn ass to use the block and ignore features built into this site...leave and go join another. You can take Doof with ya

[JohnnyCap]

Tiny you're way off base. You accuse me of blasting guys for liking bbws when I have several such reviews, including the Lisa you wanted to blow falcon6 for reviewing the other day. You're transcribing the sins of the whole community onto a few select people to justify your rant, to what end I'm not sure. I don't think research would justify your gripe, and I'm not going to do the research for you nor honor your insults.

[JohnnyCap]

Originally Posted by rke324

“If this isn’t the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face I ever got. Goddamnit!” That’s good. That’s good. That’s good. Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like every asshole on ECCIE right here, tonight. I want them brought from their happy holiday slumber over there with all the other assholes, and I want them brought right here, with a big ribbon on their head. And, I want to look them strait in the eye and tell them: what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d-ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh-t they are! . . Hallelujah! . . . Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

. . . . .

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Where is this from?

Originally Posted by mrbigbob1

I've been thinking the same thing. This board used to be fun and informative. PM, JJ, MG and all of you other assholes FUCK OFF and go away.
I'd love to get together and show you the meaning of bitch slap. Anywhere, anytime.

Another guy enlightening the community by threatening violence. I'm sure your 52 posts in four years have brought the world to its fun and information-seeking knees.

[Plastic Man]

a sad time ...with jimmie civil war in the air

[tinyisgreat]

so be it and i apologize as for bbw , red head etc it was just an example. who cares who into what if it dont hurt anybody else. i enjoy a lil back and forth tongue in cheek needling but goddamn it every post every statement is replied to with stupidity. cant anyone just make a statement a request a post an ad without some inane comment. if a provider has a smelly snatch say it , if someones a no show , got pimps hanging say it but someone can't fucken say hello without some stupid comment. how about just replying hi instead of having to see a cartoon of an anal passage. it just aint funny. at least if its funny it has some value.

Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

Tiny you're way off base. You accuse me of blasting guys for liking bbws when I have several such reviews, including the Lisa you wanted to blow falcon6 for reviewing the other day. You're transcribing the sins of the whole community onto a few select people to justify your rant, to what end I'm not sure. I don't think research would justify your gripe, and I'm not going to do the research for you nor honor your insults.

[Guest061315]

Well I did gave an expirience of one of my neighbors on the street complaining abt the other..the next day I noticed 10 cop cars outside of the complaining neighbors home hauling her grown son away..now that there was quite something...

If your gonna make a statement..keep it clean of the death wishes..
and choose your words wisely..im sure itll hit home on a more positive level...
also..here is one...heard this in a movie the other day...
If your worried abt something that is out of your conrole then you should stop
worring about it.

Thats my contribution to the mix....as always..tip your mistresses... I mean waitresses