Guys bashing other guys to gain favor with providers

[JPHackworth]

Gemma that was awesome!

Now help me explain to my coworkers why I've been laughing for two minutes solid . . .

[JPHackworth]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Now that is a well written review. And, entirely reliably credible. More so as Eddy was well described, the screening was thorough, the activity descriptions clearly enjoyable, and Eddy exceeded the expectations of the reviewer, even though there was one item not on the menu.

With this review I'm sure Eddy will be in demand by others.
However, although you did provide Eddy's box (web) description, you did not provide tele or email information.


Maybe the mods can cut this review out of the thread and post it under your id as a review.

I think Gemma should get 6 weeks PA for that too!

[zeejoe]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

You mean I can do a review of EnergizerEddy?? SWEET!

My brief but fulfilling visit with Eddy!
His photos on the box are real, no bait and switch with this one, he's the real deal! I feed him batteries and shower him in cum all the time. What else?... Oh yea, he was on time, ready to go at the push of a button. Now, I was unable to locate the button to switch pulsating patterns so we had slight complications there! Eddy is a 6.5 incher and boy does he offer unbeatable strength and stimulation not to mention his shaft was covered in these spinning metal beads. I ATE IT UP!

He was very easy to screen....I seen, I liked, I bought....

When all was said and done, (2.5 minutes later) I shut his ass off, threw him in the drawer and rolled back over. And here I am now, doing a review on my very own EnergizerEddy.

Questions?... Thoughts?....

Rcommendation: Of COURSE! He IS good, I mean reeeaallly good.

Thanks Eddy! I'll definitely be seeing you again, You naughty rabbit You.

No mention of protection in the ROS- did you go BBFS?
Jesus Gem, half the time this board can barely handle humans...
You start bringing hardware into the mix ...

Just think of the fake pictures we'll have to deal with:

[Guest013121]

He prefers to blur his head and shaft, (he has a real job) but he is definitely the dildo in the photos.

I admit, I bbfs'd him. He's made of jelly and rubber and seemed so honest, I like how he felt...no need for safety!

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

You mean I can do a review of EnergizerEddy?? SWEET!

My brief but fulfilling visit with Eddy!
His photos on the box are real, no bait and switch with this one, he's the real deal! I feed him batteries and shower him in cum all the time. What else?... Oh yea, he was on time, ready to go at the push of a button. Now, I was unable to locate the button to switch pulsating patterns so we had slight complications there! Eddy is a 6.5 incher and boy does he offer unbeatable strength and stimulation not to mention his shaft was covered in these spinning metal beads. I ATE IT UP!

He was very easy to screen....I seen, I liked, I bought....

When all was said and done, (2.5 minutes later) I shut his ass off, threw him in the drawer and rolled back over. And here I am now, doing a review on my very own EnergizerEddy.

Questions?... Thoughts?....

Rcommendation: Of COURSE! He IS good, I mean reeeaallly good.

Thanks Eddy! I'll definitely be seeing you again, You naughty rabbit You.

Did he have references?

Thank God you posted it as BBFS .......JH will want to know for his research which is really gonna skew the numbers!!

[Jayhawker]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Ohhh..great ... It's your other personality. ..again.

Yea, I had to show up.

[Jayhawker]

Joke about bbfs all you want but we know who we are that have done it and been unsafe.

[zeejoe]

Originally Posted by Jayhawker

Joke about bbfs all you want but we know who we are that have done it and been unsafe.

This a confession or you got a *Staff Edit - JCM goin' bb in your pocket?

*Pic Removed - JCM

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by zeejoe

This a confession or you got a *Staff Edit - JCM goin' bb in your pocket?

...and did you last longer than 2.5 minutes?!?!?!?

[Unique_Carpenter]

zeejoe gets the best post award for this thread (even after the edit)

And,
Jayhawker gets second place for the excellent setup for zeejoe.

And
Jcm gets the "has to be insane to deal with us daily but we appreciate it anyway award"

[zeejoe]

C'mon, JCM, you have to admit - having to write a warning for that was funnier than the actual picture.

[Guest013121]

Lmao! It was fuckin funny.
Why did the pic get removed?

I would copy and save that warning.

[JCM800]

Originally Posted by zeejoe

C'mon, JCM, you have to admit - having to write a warning for that was funnier than the actual picture.

[JPHackworth]

Ok, I'm dying to know but I'm not smart enough to figure it out on my own. What was the pic? Can anybody tell me without violating a rule?

[zeejoe]

Originally Posted by fredhgolightly

Ok, I'm dying to know but I'm not smart enough to figure it out on my own. What was the pic? Can anybody tell me without violating a rule?

- Much Ado About Nothing -
- William Shakespear -

Act One, Scene One

Enter LEONATO, HERO, and BEATRICE, with a Messenger


LEONATO

I learn in this letter that Don Peter of Arragon
comes this night to Messina.

Messenger

He is very near by this: he was not three leagues off
when I left him.

LEONATO

How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?

Messenger

But few of any sort, and none of name.

LEONATO

A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings
home full numbers. I find here that Don Peter hath
bestowed much honour on a young Florentine called Claudio.

Messenger

Much deserved on his part and equally remembered by Don Pedro:
he hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age, doing,
in the figure of a lamb, the feats of a lion: he hath indeed better
bettered expectation than you must expect of me to tell you how.