Here It Is! DOTY 2015 Poll! May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

[CuteOldGuy]

The poll is closed. The results are. Avoiding a runoff out of a field of 15 contenders, the Dipshit of the Year for 2015 is (drum roll, please)

AssupRidee!!!

[JD Barleycorn]

FuckZup is so happy....

[WTF]

Not official unless everyone says who they voted for and we can match those results. Voter fraud is a bitch in this country I'm told!

[Guest040616]

There are three distinct takeaways that can be gathered from this flawed poll:

1) The entire Idiot Klan, errrr Clan (which includes all of the great-grandparents, grandparents, mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, sisters, brothers, cousins, (kissing) cousins, nieces, nephews and a few wannabe Idiot's), consistently will vote a straight ticket.

2) The Idiot Klan, errr Clan has a huge number of Idiot's within their universe to draw from.

3) The only true Dipshit would be the Dipshit who starts a meaningless Dipshit of the Year thread and nominates himself to be a leading contender for the Dipshit throne.

TAKE A BOW, COIDIOT!

[cowboy8055]

Originally Posted by WTF

Not official unless everyone says who they voted for and we can match those results. Voter fraud is a bitch in this country I'm told!

I voted for YssupRider

[SpeedRacerXXX]

Should YssupRider be unable to complete his term as DOTY, as a runaway runner-up, IB will make a marvelous replacement.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX

Should YssupRider be unable to complete his term as DOTY, as a runaway runner-up, IB will make a marvelous replacement.

IBIdiot was certainly the overwhelming choice of the non-Idiot's!

[rioseco]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Incredible! You're saying this is his 3rd consecutive term? Sounds like assup is the FDR of eccie. Should we consider term limits?

No. If he wins again (and win he shall) for infinety it is well deserved.
It's hard to believe, but liberals are the only maggots stupid enough to cry foul when they win the election.
Assup boy, you truly are the Grand Cyclops of Stupid Mother Fuckers. (SMF) Can you understand that, or are you still to stupid ?
I say do not squash a DOTY simply because he is a dick with an I.Q. of tater !
Long live Assup the Punk Fuck !

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX

Should YssupRider be unable to complete his term as DOTY, as a runaway runner-up, IB will make a marvelous replacement.

As a perennial Odumbo supporter, you've proved yourself unqualified to make such determinations, speedy. Go crawl back under your bed, speedy.

Originally Posted by bigtex

IBIdiot was certainly the overwhelming choice of the non-Idiot's!

That's right, BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat, keep giving the Hitler worshipping, lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM those reach-arounds: it needs it.

[JD Barleycorn]

Originally Posted by bigtex

There are three distinct takeaways that can be gathered from this flawed poll:

1) The entire Idiot Klan, errrr Clan (which includes all of the great-grandparents, grandparents, mothers, fathers, aunts, uncles, sisters, brothers, cousins, (kissing) cousins, nieces, nephews and a few wannabe Idiot's), consistently will vote a straight ticket.

2) The Idiot Klan, errr Clan has a huge number of Idiot's within their universe to draw from.

3) The only true Dipshit would be the Dipshit who starts a meaningless Dipshit of the Year thread and nominates himself to be a leading contender for the Dipshit throne.

TAKE A BOW, COIDIOT!

Tampon is wrong again. I never vote a straight ticket. If a gay person can do the job and their values are in alignment with mine then I can vote for them.

[gnadfly]

Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX

Should YssupRider be unable to complete his term as DOTY....

Wished for since 2003....

[gnadfly]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Tampon is wrong again.

He's rarely correct even with 20/20 hindsight. But he's always half-witted!



(bigkotex smilicons added for emphasis)

[Yssup Rider]

Congratulations IBIdiot. You're the thinking man's dipshit.

You've got a lot to be proud of! And well deserved!

We'll consider this Idiot Klan straw poll to be a mandate from everybody else. There Is only one doty... And it's name is IBIdiot!

Now the question is: how long will the herd of braying asses keep braying about this?

IBIdiot, you might want to provide some input on this. My getting the Idiot vote was a foregone conclusion. But the fact that the remainder of the boRd overwhelming chose you should be something for which you can hold your head high every dipshittery day, with every cut and pasted post, with every repeated string of foul obscenities and with every Tourette's outburst that leaves that festering gob you call a mouth.

yep... The brotherhood has ruled.

You ARE the dipshit of the year, IBIdiot. anybody who voters for me was simply an idiot!

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

As a perennial Odumbo supporter, you've proved yourself unqualified to make such determinations, speedy. Go crawl back under your bed, speedy.


That's right, BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat, keep giving the Hitler worshipping, lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM those reach-arounds: it needs it.

Must be a bitch being just a second place dipshit.

[Guest040616]

This year, I voted for TrendingIdiot. If for no other reason than this is the year in which Trendy started the infamous MLK opposes illegal immigration thread and despite hundreds of requests to justify his allegation, the Dipshit has yet to provide a single piece of evidence of MLK having ever made the statement.

Trendy, along with his identical twin (kissing) cousin (COIdiot), are the prototypical Dipshits!

For the record, in this particular poll I tried to show a degree of flexibility.

For example, last year I voted for COIdiot due to the fact that he was stupid enough to start a Dipshit of the Year poll and nominate himself to be a leading contender. It should be noted that COIdiot did the same this year. It just goes to show that even stupid habits die hard within the Idiot Klan, errr Clan.

However, COIdiot's identical kissing cousin (TendingIdiot) narrowly edged him out for my vote this year. Let's just call them Dipshit 1A and Dipshit 1B. We can refer to them as interchangeable parts.

Perhaps the Patriarch of the Idiot Klan, errrr Clan will be my choice next year. If not LLIdiot, it easily could be one of his identical twin sons (JDIdiot or IBIdiot).

Geez, there are so many excellent choices within the Idiot Klan, errrr Clan.

One thing is certain, assuming COIdiot will start another Dipshit poll next year (and once again nominate himself to be a leading contender) I will keep next years vote within the Idiot Klan, errrrr Clan.

Bottom line, I can't go wrong if I personally cast my Dipshit vote for an Idiot Klan, errr Clan member.