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12-08-2014, 01:22 PM
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Watching a nude lady pianist play Clare de Lune and Midnight Sonata on a baby grand under candlelight while being blown by another lady. Bonus points if done with fine cigar with a matched port.
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I do believe that would be Moonlight Sonata. I only recall because we use to beat it on the tom toms during pow wow ceremonies. That was a REALLY slow dance.
Forget Beethoven you should have seen what we did with Bach preludes and counterpoint.
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12-08-2014, 01:37 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
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Getting a blowjob from my wife. LOL!
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LOL, that would put a lot of providers out of business 
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12-08-2014, 01:50 PM
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Ah'll take a bucket uv 'rigin'l recipe KFC wif green beans, mashed taters an' biskits an' jerk mah gherkin whilst Ah chow down. Thet way Ah don't gotsta deal wif no bat-shit crazy lady-lays. An' don't give meh no grief about mah choices. It's a free cuntry an' you kin go an' masturmatate tha way yew wanna, an' Ah'll beat off tha way Ah wanna. Y'all ain't tha boss o' meh!
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12-08-2014, 01:51 PM
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Getting a blowjob from my wife. LOL!
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Meh, you aren't missing much...she's not very good at it.
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12-08-2014, 01:55 PM
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Meh, you aren't missing much...she's not very good at it.
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12-08-2014, 01:56 PM
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Getting a blowjob from my wife. LOL!
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She can take my class. I'll make out a gift certificate that you can put in her Christmas stocking 
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12-08-2014, 02:08 PM
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I've done the Eyes Wide Shut ritual, full of beta kittens and debauchery, but one must be willing to play both teams to get invited back.
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12-08-2014, 03:11 PM
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Subgenius
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I feel so vanilla ....
my bucket list includes things like a blowie while watching the Marx Brothers ( preferably night at the opera)
and fingering a date while a the Ballet...
Ohh and having a string quartet playing in the next room while me and Miss Val make strange and ludicrous sex noises.
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12-08-2014, 05:03 PM
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I feel so vanilla ....
My bucket list includes things like fingering a Marx Brother while having a string quartet make strange sex noises a the Ballet
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Bob that's too cool!
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12-08-2014, 07:47 PM
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Subgenius
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Bob that's too cool!
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Hmm, in a quirky nerd sort of way that Harpo was one sexy man!
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12-08-2014, 08:47 PM
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my bucket list includes things like a blowie while watching the Marx Brothers ( preferably night at the opera)
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Mrs. Claypool (Margaret Dumont) was a hottie 
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12-08-2014, 09:00 PM
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To outdo Still Looking...again!
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12-08-2014, 09:25 PM
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Hmm, in a quirky nerd sort of way that Harpo was one sexy man!
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I would have taken you for a groucho kind of fan...that was one funny MOFO...
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12-09-2014, 09:02 AM
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Dayana and Presley together...saw each separately and that was amazing.
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12-09-2014, 10:42 AM
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Role play of me being abducted and gently groped and playfully raped by 2 men… like in the Japanese porn scene. Lots of breast and nipple play please!! I want to feel helpless. Woahhh…it's just a fantasy. :-)
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