BBFS & BBGRK.... There is something you don't see everyday...

[Annika]

Originally Posted by Little Monster

Hmmmmmm.... A hot blonde preggo. Those are awfully hard to come by

Monsters smh

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I would do it but my tunnel buddy Toyz will do a much better job. I think we need a power point presentation on how this happened.

Ladies and gentleman. A man that needs no introduction. A legend who stands head and shoulders above most Asian hobbyist. The inventor of the $37.50 plus a bologna sandwich session. He pioneered back charging providers mileage if their in call was more than 5 miles. The man who says even NCNS should be MSOG. Batting in the clean up position for The Texas OPEC'S the one the only.... AKA: "BEEG CAWK"

TOYZ

37.50

Thank you Uncle Looking for that warm introduction and welcome all!

Todays "How to be a HO" seminar discusses Preggo Hoogars.

With all the new fangled paraphernalia designed to limit unwanted preggos, its still surprising how many Ho's get knocked up! But even MORE surprising that its never a Monger who is the baby daddy. WAY TO GO ECCIE MONGERS!!!

Here are a few tips for not becoming impregnated.


"Wrap that boy up tight"! Unless you know your date has been surgically clipped & verified (this is the place where the pseudo eccie Drs chime in with "That's not foolproof").



For just a smidgen of your HHT (Hoogar Hobby Take) you can add another level of protection by getting a script for "NO MORE BABY DADDY" Pillz.



Always remember that these guys are on a mission...their primary goal in life is to search out and infiltrate any errant eggs that might be vulnerable to attack...



There are no more dangerous forces to your perky boobs or flat stomach than a bunch of dedicated Semen who want to have Doggie sex...



However, if its just too.damn.late there are many options for dressing up your pregnant ho belly.









Also, and this is very important, don't accuse this guy of being the baby daddy...



When you have NO CLUE who it is, and it might actually be THIS guy...



And finally...when its all said and done, CHANGE your profile pics to show the new you...not the pre preggo you...

[Still Looking]

And now you know why he bats clean up for OPEC!

SL TIP:

Remove condom carefully. Place in blender with spermicidal jelly and (2) Hobart Jalapeños. Blend for 1 minute and flush contents down toilet. If the provider says she is still PREGO hell call the kid "Senor Houdini".

[JennsLolli]

No rubbers in the toilet, goddammit!

[rockerrick]

So you're the one tying the end and saving them?

[JennsLolli]

No! I'm a girl with an incall toilet that works, without a maintenance guy knocking in the middle of appointments to plumb the pot, and I rarely use rubbers because you folks can't get past this head game.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

No! I'm a girl with an incall toilet that works, without a maintenance guy knocking in the middle of appointments to plumb the pot, and I rarely use rubbers because you folks can't get past this head game.

Mobil Home?

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

I rarely use rubbers

You gonna make it this easy? In a BBFS thread? Really? Come on Jenn I remember you being a little more crafty.

[knotty man]

no pure filter, no start !!

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Mobil Home?

Coming from a guy who knows the closest exit along each corrider in every two star hotel along 35 from Rundberg to Stassney?

Originally Posted by rockerrick

You gonna make it this easy? In a BBFS thread? Really? Come on Jenn I remember you being a little more crafty.

Yawn. I just stopped giving a fuck and quit posting for the most part. Anywho, back to my "no rubbers in the john, John" cross-stitching to hang in my adorable bathroom within my adorable incall. You cats carry on.

[rockerrick]

Awwww you just missed me over the last year, and got bored

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Coming from a guy who knows the closest exit along each corrider in every two star hotel along 35 from Rundberg to Stassney?

That's impressive..... yes?

I could be Stevie Wonder and little SL would know the way! I was asking because Mobil homes seem to have shitty plumbing when they get older. If your in call is an apartment that's old, the pipes could be closing up but if the maintenance staff was worth shit they would snake out instead of using a toilet auger. And clear the drain pipe till the first elbow. You should be able to flush condoms till you can draw social security. Famine plugs are a bad idea but condoms just run down stream.

[SexualTyrannosaurus]

whores whores whores